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You know you're an Androgyne when...

Started by no_id, April 08, 2010, 03:32:38 PM

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no_id

Hell yes I'm adding a fun topic because there's nothing greater than taking paintballs of humour and throwing them at a white wall.
So let's see what colourful flavours everyone can come up with!  8)

You know you're an Androgyne when....
Whenever you go to a public bathroom you always hit your head against the wall between the lady's and men's room...
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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Osiris

अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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no_id

Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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kyle_lawrence

whenever you go shopping for clothes, you end up with a couple things from the womens section, and a couple from the mens... and then combine it to a single outfit.
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Crow

You bind your chest... and then promptly put on a skirt. 8D

Or

You wear brightly colored women's socks (potentially with pictures of cartoon animals, dog footprints, shamrocks, flowers, rainbows, etc. on them) while dressed in a dashing collared shirt and tie.
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cynthialee

You stare at your closet which has boy clothes on one side and girl clothes on the other for 20 mins and the dificult descision brings you to tears.
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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no_id

You often get/got a -1 point deduction on your school tests for not filling in gender.
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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Crow

When this happens to you on Facebook:


...and you select the "close" option. x3
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Devin87

A little kid asks you "are you a boy or a girl?" and you reply "no".
In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity.
I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.
If it's alright, then you're all wrong.
Why bounce around to the same damn song?
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Arch

You go into the women's restroom and a gal in there yells, "You're in the wrong restroom!" So you go into the men's room and the guy at the urinal says, "This is the men's room, honey."

Not that I'm an androgyne, mind you.
"The hammer is my penis." --Captain Hammer

"When all you have is a hammer . . ." --Anonymous carpenter
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Osiris

Quote from: Devin87 on April 09, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
A little kid asks you "are you a boy or a girl?" and you reply "no".
That made me LOL  :D
अगणित रूप अनुप अपारा | निर्गुण सांगुन स्वरप तुम्हारा || नहिं कछु भेद वेद अस भासत | भक्तन से नहिं अन्तर रखत
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Crow

When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.
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Eva Marie

Both seems like a reasonable response to a gender question.... but it isn't an option.

You can discuss makeup tips with your SO.

Your wife borrows things from your wardrobe.



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no_id

Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg516032#msg516032 date=1270870345
When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.
lol.... and GAH @ FB, they keep on harassing me...

You know you're Androgyne when...
'Ladies and Gentlemen!' always makes you feel left out.
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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Kinkly

you consider wearing different deodorant under each arm because one is too Manly and the other to femme
or Its important to you that you wear odd socks when presenting yourself as Normal so observant people will notice that your different.
when people ask if you are male or Female it makes you feel good/happy regardless of their tone

Post Merge: April 10, 2010, 08:02:07 AM

Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg515828#msg515828 date=1270829967
When this happens to you on Facebook:


...and you select the "close" option. x3
in Facebook profile settings there is a don't display gender tick-box to stop this message coming up I remember signing a partition to allow it to say [name] has changed their profile
I don't want to be a man there from Mars
I'd Like to be a woman Venus looks beautiful
I'm enjoying living on Pluto, but it is a bit lonely
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Sevan

Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg516032#msg516032 date=1270870345
When you ponder the possibility of taking testosterone... so you can feel more comfortable in a dress.

I've not been feeling "creative" or "talkative" (both of which are required to be here on Susan's! Actively..anyway.) but I LOVE this. I feel much more comfy in my skirts now that I'm on T!
I'm also the spouse to the fabulous Mrs. Cynthialee.


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Andii

you become euphoric when you realise that your netball club has entered a 'mixed' team into the local comp..but you can't decided between wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts..so you wear both.
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LordKAT

Quote from: Andii on April 10, 2010, 11:19:03 PM
you become euphoric when you realise that your netball club has entered a 'mixed' team into the local comp..but you can't decided between wearing a skirt or a pair of shorts..so you wear both.


Funny, I wore denim cut offs under a wedding dress once.  It was the only way I would wear it.
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Rock_chick

Quote from: M->-bleeped-<-iesStealRainbows link=topic=75517.msg515595#msg515595 date=1270773358
You wear brightly colored women's socks (potentially with pictures of cartoon animals, dog footprints, shamrocks, flowers, rainbows, etc. on them) while dressed in a dashing collared shirt and tie.

I thought everyone did this...black socks are so...well black
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no_id

Quote from: Rock_chick on April 11, 2010, 12:34:15 PM
I thought everyone did this...black socks are so...well black
Nothing prettier than white socks in sandals.. ;)

You know you're Androgyne when... The International Pro Kilts Association has your infinite support.
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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