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You know you're an Androgyne when...

Started by no_id, April 08, 2010, 03:32:38 PM

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Eva Marie

Quote from: Luna! on April 13, 2010, 02:55:10 PM
You know you're an androgyne when people know that you have this ability just by looking at you, and deliberately seek you out to mediate the argument. ^_^

My job requires these qualities.... wonder how i got it?  ;D
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no_id

When you walk by construction workers who shout 'Miss!...? ehhh Sir?...!' and then decide to whistle just in case..
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

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rejennyrated

Or maybe you really know you're an androgyne when you walk past a group of particularly fit construction workers and YOU whistle a THEM!  :laugh:

(Done that! - and it didn't half get me some intruiging and fun looks ;D although sadly I was in a hurry so couldn't stay around long enough to see what offers I got...)
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Amazon D

When you go to sign up on a web site and then get frustrated because you have to pick a gender just to join grrrr
I'm an Amazon womyn + very butch + respecting MWMF since 1999 unless invited. + I AM A HIPPIE

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Crow

...or, when you sign up for a website and squeal with joy when you find it has an "other" (or "alien") option for gender.

(A petsite my brother and I were on years ago had an "alien" option in addition to male and female, presumably intended as a joke. However, I'm infinitely grateful for that fun little third option, because to this day, my brother refers to my gender as "alien.")
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semie

when half your friends think your one sex till someone refers to you as the other
when the little kid asks you, "boy/or girl" and you say "neither" so he calls you a vampire
when you use a typical male nickname and female spelling ~ (mike/michele)
you refuse to put a miss, mrs, mr, sir, on any checkbox
when your teacher smiles at your feminine/masculine clothes, and you wonder why?
when you stop caring about getting sir'd one moment and miss'd the next
when people stare at you obviously trying to clock you and you just get a smirk from it
and when you stop caring whether you confuse people with your gender
  - I really don't know if I'm androgynous either, but only wanted to be fem to have kids, (originally)
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Crow

When you're female-bodied, wearing a skirt, necklace, and dangly earrings, and were just introduced by a "feminine" name, yet a 6-year-old asks if you're a boy or a girl.

(True story. And after I discussed the matter with said 6-year-old, he gleefully concluded I'm a "boygirl," which I approved of entirely and gave him a high five for.)
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no_id

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When you're female-bodied, wearing a skirt, necklace, and dangly earrings, and were just introduced by a "feminine" name, yet a 6-year-old asks if you're a boy or a girl.

(True story. And after I discussed the matter with said 6-year-old, he gleefully concluded I'm a "boygirl," which I approved of entirely and gave him a high five for.)
Haha that's brilliant Diane. Don't see many folk pulling that one off.  8)

The only semi alike experience I had was with my manager.. I'll put this as a when:
You know you're androgyne when;
Your manager asks you if she(/he) can call you by an unisex version of your name because she(he) thinks your actual name just doesn't fit.
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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Kinkly

Quote from: no_id on April 16, 2010, 02:44:50 AM
Haha that's brilliant Diane. Don't see many folk pulling that one off.  8)

The only semi alike experience I had was with my manager.. I'll put this as a when:
You know you're androgyne when;
Your manager asks you if she(/he) can call you by an unisex version of your name because she(he) thinks your actual name just doesn't fit.

I think to be an Androgyne you would need to think that that was a good idea

You know your an Androgyne when...
... you use Make-up to help feminise a bearded face but flatly refuse to shave off the beard

...while buying shoes you consider weather it would be possible to wear odd shoes one male & one female with something you already own

... sarcastic and insulting comments about your appearance make you feel happy 
I don't want to be a man there from Mars
I'd Like to be a woman Venus looks beautiful
I'm enjoying living on Pluto, but it is a bit lonely
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Martin

Quote from: Kinkly on April 16, 2010, 09:02:46 AM
... sarcastic and insulting comments about your appearance make you feel happy
Not necessarily an androgyne thing- there's this person I always argue with at school, who will occasionally attempt to insult me by saying "Well you're a man!" I always grin mentally.  ^-^
"You measure democracy by the freedom it gives its dissidents, not the freedom it gives its assimilated conformists."
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no_id

When... You weren't the best man at your friend's wedding, not the best woman, but simply THE BEST.
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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PanoramaIsland

Quote from: Devin87 on April 09, 2010, 08:10:11 PM
A little kid asks you "are you a boy or a girl?" and you reply "no".

That's happened to me a number of times. :D It's really cute, usually, because the very small ones just sort of accept it; the older ones not so much.
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Pica Pica

Quote from: no_id on April 16, 2010, 01:23:07 PM
When... You weren't the best man at your friend's wedding, not the best woman, but simply THE BEST.

Ooo like that one.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Sevan

Quote from: no_id on April 16, 2010, 01:23:07 PM
When... You weren't the best man at your friend's wedding, not the best woman, but simply THE BEST.

Quite!! That's AWESOME! I was suppose to be the "brides maid" at my best friends wedding....and I'd hoped she'd find a different title...but she solved the problem by eloping and kicking me out of her life. Meh. Neither here nor there...I digress.

(As an aside..LOVE the new pic No_id!! SO ambiguous!! Well done.)

You know your andro when you consider growing out a beard and ponder why you should or shouldn't bind to go with this look....
I'm also the spouse to the fabulous Mrs. Cynthialee.


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no_id

#74
Quote from: phx_rising on April 16, 2010, 06:28:20 PM
(As an aside..LOVE the new pic No_id!! SO ambiguous!! Well done.)
Thanks :)

Post Merge: April 20, 2010, 07:11:20 AM

Time to throw in another post! ;)

You know when... You can introduce yourself in all seriousness as 'Hi, I'm a unicorn.'
Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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Pica Pica

I'm of the opinion that Noid is pretty dashing.
'For the circle may be squared with rising and swelling.' Kit Smart
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Kaelin

You *might* be an androgyne if:

You shave your leg hair more than your facial hair.
You sometimes wear full-length cargo pants under your knee-length dress.

Okay, that's all I've got right now.
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no_id

Quote from: Pica Pica on April 20, 2010, 01:12:33 PM
I'm of the opinion that Noid is pretty dashing.
Then that is an opinion I will thank for and place in my pocket to carry around as a lovely compliment. :)

You know you're AG when... You had a dream about being an amoeba... ;)

Tara: The one time in my life I thought I was happy, I was a f**kin zombie.

True Blood S3E2
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PanoramaIsland

I, too, am of the opinion that No_id is quite dashing.  ;)
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Eva Marie

Quote from: PanoramaIsland on April 20, 2010, 11:31:54 PM
I, too, am of the opinion that No_id is quite dashing.  ;)

Yep, I see what you mean  :)
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