"Hello, can I speak to Mister Galilei?"
"Yes, speaking."
"Hey, Galileo, dude your cool, the Pope said it's OK to think for yourself. Pass the news on to Kepler while your at it."
I mean when things are so bad that the RCC is telling people to think for themselves, well, times is hard indeed.
But, while the current demise of the RCC is amusing to watch from a distance - like of like train wrecks or the first round of American Idol, I'm sure not thrilled with us becoming good Protestants. Because coming from America as far as I can see it, the RCC is just a bunch of men who being deprived of women just want to do old-fashioned Romanesque old man on hot little boy sex, but our Protestants over here are all kinds of crazy in all sorts of ways. I think pedo-priests are much easier to reform - or at least twist them into a more legal kink - then are people who think they can have a 'personal relationship' with the creator of the whole entire universe, and that said creator is really worried about their sex life and my sex life. Yup, happily masturbating to the Victoria's Secret catalog and playing with someone else's wiener are the sins that put Christ on the cross and every time I so much as think about sex I'm personally not only deliberately ignoring god, but I've pretty much got the hammer out and am pounding the nails into Jesus's hands all by myself. That, and the whole entire universe was created 6,000 years ago. With age. That kind of crazy is hard to fight or reform.