More random selections with pity commentary:
I Wear No Pants in my pants. (That would, after-all, be redundant.)
Getting Directions in my pants. (They do say communication is the key to enjoyment.)
Happiness is a Warm Gun in my pants. (

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I Don't Think You Know Me in my pants (From the, "Boy, you look totally different with clothes on" department.)
Cheek to Cheek in my pants (Somehow that's not nearly as romantic as the original.)
The Leaves Be Green in my pants (

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