Purple People Eater in my pants. ( Let's hope he's
wearing my pants, otherwise ...

)
Mary's Boy Child in my Pants (Once again, let's hope he's
wearing my pants ...

)
Naked On You in my pants (Oh sure, now you're wearing my pants, too! Though, evidently I don't mind too much.

)
Achille's Last Stand in my pants (Maybe he should have worn my shoes instead.

)
Silver Beaver in my pants. (Uh ... No comment.

)