I understand where you're coming from.  It's nice to at least have them unsure, and a little amusing.  The closest I've gotten is sort of a bewildered look from cops and asking if I go to the local middle school and if I play baseball.  Noooo, I'm a grown-up in my mid-20s.   

Last night at Support I was told that I was 'both beautiful and handsome at the same time'. hmmm... I wasn't quite sure how to take that!!