Meh. If you read the actual scientific research that supposedly forms the basis for articles like this, you'll see there's a whole lot of nuance and uncertainty and individual variation. Even a halfway-decent pop-science article would be better. I'm not at all a fan of evo-psych - I think about 80% of the field is pseudoscientific garbage - but even the evo-psych treatments of gender differences, as ridiculous as they are, are slightly less stupid than this trash.
Jokes are cool, science is cool, but they don't mix very well.