Quote from: Helena on May 18, 2010, 04:17:07 PM
Best way to mask the taste of the fruitcake.

I prefer a nice steak sauce to cover up my fruitcake, such as A1 or heinz 57.

inoutallabout, I reread  the descriptions you posted of the two styles and dispositions of many androgynous individuals. I fall into the second box to a tee!

Quote from: Helena on May 18, 2010, 04:17:07 PM
Best way to mask the taste of the fruitcake.

A nice bottle I mean glass of Port goes well with cheese or fruitcake. Or even by itself.
I also have this strange image of LordKat playing with kitty litter in the KAT box.
Now where is that Port
Cindy

Quote from: CindyJames on May 19, 2010, 03:39:22 AM
A nice bottle I mean glass of Port goes well with cheese or fruitcake. Or even by itself.
I also have this strange image of LordKat playing with kitty litter in the KAT box.
Now where is that Port
Cindy

Considering I live alone, I tend to play with the KAT. A touch of vino is not a bad touch either.

port, now that is a wagon I can jump on - and fall off .

I made a fruitcake once from a bottle of port.  The glass shards were not well received, but then again it wasn't any worse than the reception any fruitcake gets.

If you drink enough Port you turn into a fruitcake

Cindy

Quote from: tekla on May 19, 2010, 07:32:29 PM
I made a fruitcake once from a bottle of port.  The glass shards were not well received, but then again it wasn't any worse than the reception any fruitcake gets.

Sounds like bottled fruitcake.

Quote from: CindyJames on May 20, 2010, 03:24:37 AM
If you drink enough Port you turn into a fruitcake

Cindy

Unless, like me, you were born a fruitcake. Just ask my enemies.

Quote from: CindyJames on May 20, 2010, 03:24:37 AM
If you drink enough Port you turn into a fruitcake

Cindy

apparently if you're bitten by a fruitcake it happens every full moon as well.

It is my ambition to be like a sailor and have a fruitcake waiting for me in every port!

I love all fruitcakes!

Quote from: Helena on May 21, 2010, 02:25:08 AM
apparently if you're bitten by a fruitcake it happens every full moon as well.

So that's what's been happening!
I was bitten by a hot, leather-clad fruitcake at the last Folsom Street Fair, and I've been mysteriously waking up on the mornings after full moons with no memory of what happened the previous night ever since. I had thought it was just a subconscious, moon-fueled drive to drunkenness, but this makes much more sense.

So if you are bitten three times by a fruitcake do you transform permanently and become forever after a fruitcake? 

If so that would explain my pale skin sharp pointy teeth and aversion to sunlight...  or is that vampires 

Maybe I'm just a vamp who likes fruitcakes then! 

Maybe you're a vampcake - a concoction of candied and preserved vampires, breaded and soaked in booze?

How do we deal with a vampcake? Drive a stake through a cherry . They may revert to an angel cake, unless they get to the Port bottle first.

Cindy

I don't read all the threads here; does this always happen on the androgyne board?

You seem like fun people.

Quote from: SilverFang on May 22, 2010, 03:40:02 AM
I don't read all the threads here; does this always happen on the androgyne board?

You seem like fun people.

It has become a significant challenge on this board to find a thread that has not been stealth attacked by the infamous fruitcake.

Threads very occasionally develop a life of their own. In this incident we are under a serious fruitcake attack. McFee anti-fruitcake have been advised, and are acting as consultants. However they want to be paid in Port.
Shakespeare said it well. "Cry Port, and let loose the fruitcakes'

Is it time for my sedative yet?

Cindy

I'm of the secret opinion that the arch fruitcake of doom lurks in its secret volcano lair™ and directs it's evil cupcake minions to make these stealth attacks.

All we need to do is find the secret volcano lair™ and show the arch fruitcake of doom who is boss...possibly involving some ninja squirrels and shaolin mink in the mix.

*Plays the jaws music*