Pica Pica made a comment about an "androgyne army" in a recent thread, and the more i thought about it, the funnier it became.

So, what would an androgyne army be? How would they dress? What would they eat? What would they use for weapons? What would they be fighting for? 

kilts...im picturing kilts for some reason...


and for weapons?  the honey comb lmao....

this is a honeycomb

Oh, yes-- I second the kilt notion!

And clearly we are fighting against the evil fruitcake army, so I say the ideal weapon would be sporks-- they're effective against fruitcakes AND they're appropriately ambiguous! Perfect.

Invading for a sec. Saw the word "army"

RE Weapons: what about those gun-things that have sword points on 'em. Falls under the same category as spork, but a bit more violent.

Androgynes are smart, they'll fight wars the old fashioned way, by paying other people to fight and die in them.

Quote from: insanitylives on June 09, 2010, 03:56:17 PM
Invading for a sec. Saw the word "army"

RE Weapons: what about those gun-things that have sword points on 'em. Falls under the same category as spork, but a bit more violent.

A spork would break if you used it on a fruitcake. You'd definitely need something more solid.

Gun-swords are ultra fashionable, even though i don't totally approve of guns. How big are these fruit cakes??

Quote from: Rebis on June 10, 2010, 03:04:16 PM
A spork would break if you used it on a fruitcake. You'd definitely need something more solid.

Not even heavy-duty, custom-made BATTLE SPORKS? (Or Sporknifes, if a razor-sharp edge is desired as well.)

     GUNSPORKS!!~!! or Gunsporknife.

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how ever i would be a little afraid of eating off of a Sporknife, let alone a Gunsporknife. 

The uniforms would fit for a start! 

Quote from: Nat on June 11, 2010, 08:32:40 AM
    GUNSPORKS!!~!! or Gunsporknife.

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how ever i would be a little afraid of eating off of a Sporknife, let alone a Gunsporknife. 

I want a gunsporknife!  *squeaks*  Sharp objectssssss...my preciousssss...

Someone should totally invent a martial art using sporknives.  Sporkfu?

  I would say yes, as that would be Awesome, but then when i say "sporkfu" it sounds like just spork -fu and not like Gunsporknife -fu or sporknifu.

I personally think "Sporknifu" has a good flow to. it. |D

(I kind of want to draw myself in a kilt, practicing sporknifu...)

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Yep, I'm totally drawing it.

...I just anthropomorphized a fruitcake. An evil, snarling fruitcake. It looks a bit like pacman crossed with a killer tomato. I AM AMUSED.

"Enemy Fruitcake used Fruit Punch! Androgyne Soldier Diane's Punny ability prevented zir from becoming conused. Androgyne Soldier Diane used Sporknifu! Enemy Fruitcake fainted."

Quote from: Crow on June 10, 2010, 08:42:34 PM
Not even heavy-duty, custom-made BATTLE SPORKS? (Or Sporknifes, if a razor-sharp edge is desired as well.)

I'd never heard of such a thing. Now I want one.

Quote from: Crow on June 10, 2010, 08:42:34 PM
Not even heavy-duty, custom-made BATTLE SPORKS? (Or Sporknifes, if a razor-sharp edge is desired as well.)

"sporkblade" 

Or a sporkspear so you could scoop out the innards of the enemy fruitcakes at a distance! bwhaha! You could make spork arrows too!

Quote from: Crow on June 11, 2010, 10:21:22 AMYep, I'm totally drawing it.

Please tell me you plan on posting this pic?

I have nothing to add really, other than I am highly amused by this thread. XD

Quote from: Espenoah on June 11, 2010, 07:44:09 PM
Please tell me you plan on posting this pic?

I have nothing to add really, other than I am highly amused by this thread. XD

Most assuredly! As soon as I get it colored, I fully intend to share it! 8D

Also, sporkarrows and sporkspears (spearks?) sound like possibly the bet things EVER.

Spork spork spork spork... Spork spork spork spork!!! Sporkity spoooork... Spork!!!

And Sporkettes!!! LOL

spork sounds like spam. or is spam what the androgyne army eats to battle the evil fruitcakes?