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what would an androgyne army look like?

Started by Eva Marie, June 09, 2010, 02:00:10 PM

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justmeinoz

To get back to the OP, they certainly wouldn't look like that would they?
Then again armies recruit 18 year olds, and I have just realised what the average 18 year old looks like around here!

We're doomed as doomed can be!!
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Nat

Quote from: Crow on June 11, 2010, 11:49:59 PM
I think I'm a sporknifu fighter-- archery is really snazzy, but I stink at aiming at a distance! However, I'm actually pretty good at tae kwon do. Martial arts are definitely more my thing. (However, I don't know how well I'd do in the heat of battle... I'm accustomed to performance maryial arts-- which are about as effective as trying to defeat things by dancing at them. XD)

*sketches some sporkarrows into the background of zir battle picture*

WOW, I've done Tae Kwan Do since i was like 7. Such fun. However when i was like 12 I started BJJ as well and now do BJJ and Ninja Kai, rarely go to TKD classes anymore unless it's a special type of training or a weapons training class.

I ave good hand eye co-ordination, and love archery, but i think with my training i would be more useful on the ground. And this is all about the Sporknifu.

p.s. I seriously dislike spam.
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LordKAT

Quote from: Nat on June 12, 2010, 06:21:22 AM
p.s. I seriously dislike spam.

Being a vegitarian, I have to agree. But an androgyne army may just love it as spam vs. fruitcake...I think the spam just might win when used alongside the sporkweapons being improved day by day.

Besides the gas that eating spam releases could be damaging as say mustard gas?
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rejennyrated

Well I dislike sporks. In their fixed hybrid form they don't really do either job very well. I prefer a temporal shapeshirting spork/foon/spoon/fork which can adopt fully any form as appropriate to the job in hand.

Thats how I see our troops too. Shapshifting flexible metamorphs who can physically and emotionally adapt fully to what ever form is best suited to the challenge they face.
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Crow

Quote from: rejennyrated on June 12, 2010, 05:20:32 PM
Well I dislike sporks. In their fixed hybrid form they don't really do either job very well. I prefer a temporal shapeshirting spork/foon/spoon/fork which can adopt fully any form as appropriate to the job in hand.

Thats how I see our troops too. Shapshifting flexible metamorphs who can physically and emotionally adapt fully to what ever form is best suited to the challenge they face.

Oooooh, shapeshifting! Shapeshifting is my favorite-- androgynes would make some seriously awesome shapeshifters. ;D
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LordKAT

Well us vampires already shape shift so spork weapons can still be useful. I guess transformer weapons could also be useful for more specialized combat and sporks for general defense.
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Hauser

could i request a potato cannon?

i feel that would make for some decent heavy artillery..and i still want my honey comb..
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Rock_chick

Well I'm technically a dragon...or will be in my next life, so that's air support and general all round terror sorted.
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RebeccaFog

Quote from: tekla on June 12, 2010, 12:14:39 AM
It cracks me up when a bunch of people who never served, and would not even be asked to serve, make fun of armies.  But never forget - because its bought at such a cost you can not even begin to imagine that Orwell was right.

People sleep peaceably in their beds at night only because rough men stand ready to do violence on their behalf.

Easy to make the spork joke if your'e not the person asked to make that very real, everyday, sacrifice.

We all allow poor people to die, and rich people to lead.  If you're not rich, then your the cannon fodder.

I was cannon fodder. I specifically chose the infantry because I'd prefer to die with the poor and the uneducated rather than thrive beside the rich.  This was before the movie 'Platoon', so I didn't even steal that notion from Stone.  I wasn't rich but when I tested, they offered to send me to officer's training school. I knew fully well that I couldn't order anyone around, so I said no thanks. I had a copy of the communist manifesto in my locker. And a copy of 1984. I helped to bring an end to the cold war. Reagan\Bush had nothing to do with it.

I only just realized that the only reason I joined was to free women's nipples from censorship.  Think about it. Men run around showing their nipples but women can't.  If I had been killed, I would have been killed for nothing because, to this day, women's nipples are banned from broadcast television.

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Quote from: Pica Pica on June 12, 2010, 06:09:24 AM
How do you think bands like that manage not to turn round to each other and laugh at the ridiculous nature of it - I hope they don't manage it - I like the image of these people a second later giggling like little girls.

I prefer to think of them showing up at their day job at the public library after having forgotten to change.
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Moonie

they would look like manson from mechanical animals!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Crow

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Silver

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Espenoah

That is pretty effin' epic. I enjoy that very much. XD
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rejennyrated

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Rock_chick

that is brilliant. The fruitcake is the epitome of pure evil.
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Crow

Ahahaaa~ I'm glad you all approve. x3

(The fruitcake was somewhat inspired by a combination of Pac Man and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, just for the record.)
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Pica Pica

It is a pac man fruitcake - most snazzy. I want to be on the side of the evil fruitcake and yet the sort of schoolgirl/james bond outfit appeals. A snazziful image in any case.
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Eva Marie

Quote from: Crow on June 17, 2010, 03:38:17 PM


Attaaaaack!

I can hear monty python music playing LOL..... good picture, and kind of what i had in my mind for this thread.
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RebeccaFog

That fruitcake ate my hamburger!

Then my fries.
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FlyerBullyBoyFanGirl

every person is wearing black boots, camo pants and a black tank top.
we all have rainbow berets and silver rifles.

:)
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