Yes, although the title is very silly I'm in a bit of a panic and would like to seek some help from whoever can assist me. Crafty ideas are awesome, cheap ideas also great.

I'm living at home with my parents and two brothers. My family has been pretty good with privacy and of my family I'm the only one that's been in my bedroom since maybe 2003. My birthday is tomorrow (the 18th, I'll be 23!) and on Sunday everybody will be coming over.

My bedroom has always been a mess and lately I've been pressured to clean it by my older siblings and parents. An electrician needs access to the attic via my bedroom to fix the wiring in my house so the power doesn't go out as much. My siblings have threatened to go into my room if it isn't cleaned by Sunday.

One of the big issues I have is that I have a lot of...equipment (packers, binders, "hard" dicks, harnesses) which of course I don't want them to see. I also have no dressers or drawers besides some small clear plastic ones. I do not have a closet but I do have some shelves and a rod to hang clothes on. Saying that I lack storage space would be an understatement.

So...I'm trying to think of good ways to hide my "junk" which would make it look unimportant. I was thinking of getting a trunk or storage container and place my junk towards the bottom with all of my underwear, sweaters and overall clothing that should be folded on top. Any ideas? 

maybe you could put them in a shoebox in your closet.. or in worst case scenario stuff them inside your pillowcase and flip the pillow over, or.. under your mattress

There's more than a shoebox worth and I don't have a closet...my mattress is on the floor and could misshapen my dicks.

wrap them in some t-shirts and throw them in the middle of one of your clothes bin. Lol I just did this today because relatives are staying in my room for the weekend.

You have an old gym bag? Put some stanky socks on top and undies and BAM...nobody's going in there!

put your soft dicks inside your socks and roll the socks up, and put the hard dicks under the mattress, it wont mess them up if they are hard, and you can wash them off later

I just did all of the laundry yesterday! >.<

The hard dicks are still somewhat squishy so they can get easily damaged from too much pressure (I've had rips and tears).

Don't matter if they're washed or not..people will auto-assume they are stanky and dirty and won't go near them..

Don't own a gym bag, either. I have a bag for luggage but it's my mother's. She'd probably see it and be all "hey, I was looking for that."

why do you need to hide them now? i mean this person isnt going to be going into your room searching right?

arent they kinda put away now anyway?

I trust my parents wont search my room, and if they did then its their fault if they freak when they see something lol

Get yourself a regular cardboard box. Put stuff in it and your 'junk'. On top of that put something like cards, letters, notebooks and folders. Close the box and then put folded sweaters or something on top of it.  Meanwhile, clean your room a tad.

They will be doing a basic search. Right now they are not hidden. I've got about...6 perched on a shelf. Soft ones are in ziplock bags with corn starch on a desk.

I agree with the "roll up in a tshirt and stuff into a clothes bin" and "put into a box, put otherstuff on top" ideas. As long as they're out of sight, is anyone actually going to be digging through your clothes to find anything??

It's possible that they'll dig through my stuff. I don't really know what to expect.

This is the reason why I don't have a packy or any of that stuff. I've got 0 privacy and my parents don't seem to trust me enough to let me have it.

The under the bed thing might work, normally people don't go searching around there unless they're cleaning or just being incredibly nosy.

what if you kept at least the soft packer ON you? wear some cargos or something?

or you could wear it? like actually wear it?

I could wear it but I'd look like I had a major boner...it's not really intended for packing. A few aren't for packing at all.

Do you have a friend you could leave it all with for the time being? I mean, one who wouldn't think it was awkward or weird? Or is there an attic or basement in the house where you could keep something that wouldnt be noticed?

You could get a giant padlock or something  but then again that might be suspicious hmm. The binders would probably be the easiest, most people wont guess what they are. 

Do you reckon people would go under your bed? Cause you could ducktape the packers to the underneath of your bed?  Then maybe shove another mattress under your bed.

Or Im pretty sure that most houses have those man hole things in the roof, you could get a chair, open it up, put everything just inside it so you can still reach it to take it out again, and leave it there 

Quote from: harlee on June 18, 2010, 01:20:53 AM
You could get a giant padlock or something  but then again that might be suspicious hmm. The binders would probably be the easiest, most people wont guess what they are.

Do you reckon people would go under your bed? Cause you could ducktape the packers to the underneath of your bed?  Then maybe shove another mattress under your bed.

Or Im pretty sure that most houses have those man hole things in the roof, you could get a chair, open it up, put everything just inside it so you can still reach it to take it out again, and leave it there 

He already said he don't have a bed. People are planning to work above his room which is the reason for this thread, hard to hide things where they will be working and expect them to not be found.