I was visiting my boyfriends friend, and his mom came home. I went to say hello, my boyfriend introduced me "this is elijah" I gave her a handshake, and we talked a little.. and then she called me she (a few mins after my bf referred to me as he) I just ignored it (im used to it)
anyway me and my friends went outside and she came back out a few mins later and asked me, "what did you say your name was?" I said "Elijah"
she goes "OHHHHHH, well that makes SO much more sense, I thought he called you EliZA"
I just said "hah, no its Elijah"
and she kept going on about how that made so much more sense, especially because of the firm handshake. then she started talking about masculine girls or something.
then we were talking about getting me home, and she didnt say this exactly but she meant "you are all guys, why dont you all just spend the night" lol (she doesnt know that I am dating my boyfriend
but yea it was funny
but oh god, my fly was unzipped when i met her! O-o so embarassing
