Almost forgot this one:
From my guy friend: "This is great, now we have a spy on the side, soon we will know their secrets" <evil grin>
Another guy Friend: "Yeah, it all makes sense now, that time you, and that other time, yeah, you would be!"
Yet another Friend: "This is a just another ploy to get into womens locker rooms isnt it?"
My guy friend after my transition 1 year: "Ok now you are qualified to tell me why the hell is there a couch in the women's bathroom, wtf do you need to do in there that requires a couch?!?!?!" he went on to rave about how there should be beer a widescreen satellite TV, and recliners in the guys bathroom.
My sister: "My letter to santa came late, i asked for a little sister 32 years ago, but all i got was you." She is really happy she now has a little sister.