There was stuff on the "Free" table so I was looking at it...
One of the neighbor ladies walked up and startled me near to death because I didn't notice her until she said "anything interesting?"
Playing it off I said "Nothing much, just a black skirt and some other stuff"
So then she tells me... "Oh no dear, that isn't a skirt, that's a little black strapless dress... You wear up over your boobs right about here" as she holds it up to me

Then she says "I suppose someone might like it" as she saunters off
So now I have a strapless lil' black dress... LOL