Great! Just funny as hell, too!

A fine wine as they age and mature they improve immeasurably.

The best ones are those lovingly stored in a cool dark place for many years.

A really fine one can cost a fortune.

They should be savoured slowly and not a single drop should be wasted.

If you aren't careful with them they can stain your clothes (ooer!)

The cheaper ones can always be put to good use in the kitchen.

They make good presents at xmas!

France, USA, Australia, Italy, and most hispanic countries all make the really good ones. Britain turns out some quirky types with loads of character but no real body or staying power...

Quote from: rejennyrated on December 23, 2009, 05:37:15 AM
A fine wine as they age and mature they improve immeasurably.

The best ones are those lovingly stored in a cool dark place for many years.

A really fine one can cost a fortune.

The should be savoured slowly and not a single drop should be wasted.

If your aren't careful with them they can stain your clothes (ooer!)

The cheaper ones can always be put to good use in the kitchen.

They make good presents at xmas!

France, USA, Australia, Italy, and most hispanic countries all make the really good ones. Britain turns out some quirky types with loads of character but no real body or staying power...

D'awww.

Quote from: tekla on August 09, 2008, 05:27:17 PM



Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait, better question, why is she out of the kitchen!?

Lol thats brilliant

Heh

A long time ago I recieved an email with these crude jokes:

Stereotypical advantages of being (straight) male:

- You don't mind when nobody sees you have had a haircut
- If you leave for 5 days you only have to pack 1 soutcase
- You can savour a banana everywhere in public
- Your underwear costs 10$ per 3
- You don't have to shave below your neck
- you don't have to crawl close to a hairy body at night
- wet t-shirts don't bother you
- All orgasms are real 

Quote from: rejennyrated on December 23, 2009, 05:37:15 AM
A fine wine as they age and mature they improve immeasurably.

The best ones are those lovingly stored in a cool dark place for many years.

A really fine one can cost a fortune.

They should be savoured slowly and not a single drop should be wasted.

If you aren't careful with them they can stain your clothes (ooer!)

The cheaper ones can always be put to good use in the kitchen.

They make good presents at xmas!

That is really sweet.

Quote from: Octavianus on August 17, 2010, 02:08:03 PM
You can savour a banana everywhere in public

Ecchi, anyone? 

enjoyed it immensely, thanks tink!

Quote from: tekla on August 09, 2008, 12:43:49 PM
Recently scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones.  To prove their theory, the scientists fed 100 men 12 pints of beer and observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to apologize when wrong.
    No further testing is planned.

LOL, that is so funny!

The only reason men are better than vibrators... not one of my vibrators has ever left a c-note on my nightstand!

Motorcycles- They can give you a pleasant feeling between the legs, but are happy to stay in their shed all night.

....the lottery. No matter how excited you were the night before, the odds are around six billion to one you'll wake up with the winner!

...good sound systems.  They're only fun when they're turned on and pumping to a great beat lol

Quote...good sound systems.  They're only fun when they're turned on and pumping to a great beat lol

So true hehe.

some are like oranges
you gota take off the bad tasting shell to find out the awesome one

Women are like tornados...they come into your life unexpected, turn everything upside down and take your house when they leave...
Sorry couldn't help it.
I like the original post, I did get the impression someone felt hurt inside.

Men are like canines: always hungry, always trying to get a leg up, always letting everyone know they're there, always barking at invisible threats, always ruining your favorite anything, always making a scene of their bodily functions, always shamelessly addressing an issue with their genitals; and at the end of the day, always nuzzling up for any affection you've got.

I know that this thread is meant as a joke, but all kidding aside, I've noticed that there seems to be a lot of man hating trans women; why is that?

Men are like plants. Some of them are poisonous, but you can't always tell the good from the bad, so to protect yourself you treat them all like poison.

HAR HAR I THINK I'M CLEVER 

"Men are like.....Blenders.
You need one, but you're not quite sure why."

We do like to bring our weird gadgets with us everywhere and don't bother trying to read the owner's manuals, they're horrendously translated.