Well, I may be able to help you out.

Its my birthday, and well, I figured id give back.
So here's the deal, I've got two 5" Mr. Limpy packers(in pink) just laying around. Totally forgot about them cause I've had them for about a year and a half now, and they each have only been used a couple of times. Im looking to give them away to someone who actually needs them, and WILL use them.
My packers need a good home.

This won't be a first come first serve type of deal. I will have this open for about a week, maybe even two.
All you have to do is either reply to this thread, or pm me if you want some privacy.
Tell me your situation:
What you identify as, why, and for how long.
Why you feel the need to pack(cause packing is not for everyone).
Why do you need this packer?
Why does it appeal to you?
Why can't you afford one, or why can't you buy one?
Why do you think you should be the new owner to the packer?
Lol.

Etc.
Now, the average guy is actually smaller than this packer is. But its up to you and what kind of bulge you want. Im a small guy and the bulge isn't too big for my body or anything, its just not to my liking.
Yes, it is very noticeable. Yes it is stp convertible.
I know the size and color is not to most guys' liking, which is why im going to keep it open for so long.
Don't reply just because you want a packer, reply because you were(or are) looking into getting a packer this size(and don't mind the color).
Alright thanks guys, I look forward to getting these things off my hands soon.