Post your fortune, then add in bed afterward. Works every time! Lets see what interesting things we can come up with.

Here's a couple...

You cannot run away from yourself; you're always right behind you in bed.

The greatest of all mistakes is to do nothing, because you think you can do only a little in bed.

lol
Do not mistake temptation for opportunity.. in bed

Good one LOL!

To best laid plans, often go astray in bed.

The road to hell is paved with good intentions in bed.

Good luck is something we create by our own endeavores in bed

You are primed to come up with a creative solution in bed.

You should pay for this check. Be generous in bed.

You will soon receive a great prize in bed

You will soon be visited by a good friend in bed

I love this game! 

Wishing does not make a poor man rich in bed.

How about a Chinese fortune stick, too?

A very jealous person will quarrel with you in bed.

You are careful & systematic in your business arrangements in bed. lol...

Your talents will be recognized and suitably rewarded in bed.

How about my sig...

Do something for the person you will be five years from now... in bed

lol. Funny!

You will be praised as a great leader in bed

Genius is the ability to reduce the complicated to the simple in bed.

Don't be hasty, prosperity will knock on your door soon in bed.

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there in bed.


Yah, I eat a lot of Chinese food, lol.

Went to the Chinese buffet again today...


Examine the situation before you act impulsively in bed.

Education is what survives when what has been learnt has been forgotten in bed.

There are many paths to the top of the mountain, but only one view in bed.

IT only gets better when YOU get better in bed.

Rayalisse and I have played the fortune Cookie Game for years. LOL!  In fact, I've got an uneaten fortune cookie in the kitchen from dinner tonight. BRB......


"Confucius say: show-off always shows up in showdown"...in bed.

That was a dumb one.

Expect nothing, but be glad for all that comes in bed

"Fortune truly helps those who are of good judgment in bed."

Let us train our minds to desire what the situation demands in bed.

A difference, to be a difference, must make a difference in bed.