(I apologise in advance if this is TMI)
So, yesterday night I had my first dick dream. It was so strange, partially because I still had breasts in the dream (I was shirtless for this part) and the dick itself was kind of.. odd looking. For a start, it was limp and didn't have much sensation at all, and it had small gashes/cuts in it, not right the way through it, but just on the surface (It wasn't bleeding or causing any discomfort either) and it just looked off in some way. In this dream, I was supposed to be going to have sex with this girl too, but all we managed was kissing (though we were both naked..) and then we got interrupted, and I left the room I was in (which was my bedroom) and I was back at my old high school. I might of been binding in this part of the dream, I'm not sure, but I didn't appear to have any chest lumps. Anyway, I was walking around talking to people until I got to this woman I used to know, she was from my primary school and she would basically sit on the bus and tell people off etc. But we got talking and I told her I was pregnant (this freaked me out when I woke up) but that I was going to have it aborted because I had been raped.. Uh, then I started fighting with these guys all wearing red and white masks, and yeah.. I woke up a bit after. This is one of the weirdest dreams I've ever had. Apparently dreams are symbolic, anyone know what all of this junk could mean?

Also, freaky/weird dreams thread, yes?

Dreams are fascinating to me. I try to write down some of my more ridiculous ones. We should totally have a weird dream thread!

With dreams like this where a lot of seemingly disjointed things are going on I really have no input as far as what they mean. Each separate thing could mean something or could be your subconscious trying to bring something forward to your conscious mind. Also, I find that a lot of dreams I remember actually happen in the morning. I rarely wake up in the middle of the night from having a dream. I think because in the morning our minds are getting more awake and we're usually in more of a lucid state and lighter REM.

I often have sex dreams but it's rare they go "all the way". Which is it's own kind of bummer lol. Sometimes I'm in a situation where I have to do something and it makes me feel all weird to have to. I have dreams where I'm physically fighting with people too. Don't know what that's about either.

I've had a few weird "I'm pregnant!?" dreams. Which those feel way bizarre. Like that shouldn't ever happen! lol I had this one where somehow I had a baby then later on the dream it turned into a cat lmao.

I've never written them down before, I should probably make some kind of dream-log. I did consider it when I was reading about lucid dreaming a while ago though. But! Yes, dreams are amazing!

Oh, I have the same deal with waking up. Yeah, I read a bit about what some of the events in my dream could mean, and I've come up with nursing an idea, kind of thing, it's quite vague though, so I'm not really sure what it means, but I have a feeling my transition might of triggered it.

That was.. my second sex dream. I've only ever had two, and the last was about a month or so ago (I don't remember). Actually, in this dream we were interrupted and the person interrupting watched me get dressed. It was weird. Uh, the kissing with this girl didn't seem awkward at all (for me) she wasn't as responsive as I would of liked though.

Damn, that is weird. Thankfully that was the only "I'm pregnant" dream I've had, I'm not looking forward to any other ones if I have them though.

In a recent dream, I looked down at myself because I wanted to see whether I was male or female bodied.  I was female, but my breasts seemed to just not exist.  Not that I was flat-chested, but where they should have been was like, an absence of being.  It looked like purple static.

On a side note, anyone else here have lucid dreams?

I've had two lucid dreams before. [: Each time the dream became lucid I got a strong feeling of danger, though, and immediately tried to wake myself up--and freaked out when I realized I couldn't get out of the dream right away.

When it comes to wet/sex dreams... I've only had one recently and it was with my best friend. >_>; I didn't have any extra baggage upstairs but my friend was pleasuring my original plumbing downstairs, which really disturbed me when I woke up because I wouldn't let that happen in real life. That's all I've really had in the way of weird dreams when it comes to my body. The only other thing that comes close is the dream about a mice catching contest I played with a 6-foot snowy owl in my neighborhood. Nothing interesting about that though.

I'm so glad I've never had a "Congratulations, you're pregnant!" dream.

The purple static sounds pretty weird, I've never had any part of my body just not exist like that. I imagine in my future dreams I'll probably have messed up bits and pieces though. Hm.

Noah, I haven't tried lucid dreaming yet, but I'm considering trying it very soon. I'm somewhat chicken, though fascinated, when it comes to stuff like that (I've also been wanting to get high just by doing breathing exercises too).
I bet a dream like that with your best friend would be a bit awkward when you see them again. I dreamt about my old best friend, and in the dream I was really attracted to her, but in the actual "sex" part, if you could call it that, we didn't get past kissing before I woke up. God damn. The owl dream sounds pretty cool though.

Pffft, what's there to be chicken about when it comes to lucid dreams? They're pretty sweet unless you panic like I did.

Nah, not awkward. I mentioned it to her through IM later in the afternoon (cause I'm shameless and open with her like that) and she called my phone to tease me about it. She's yet to let me live it down. D: That's the last time I tell her about my dreams. Though I wonder... why does it seem that a lot of people don't get past kissing/foreplay in their dreams?

And the owl dream was epic... until I woke up and realized how little sense it made.

The main thing keeping me from trying lucid dreaming, apart from general procrastinating, is the fear of horrible things that will be vivid and unstoppable. I have a tendency to think about bad things when I shouldn't, and if I was in a lucid dream the first thing I'd realise would be "I'm in a lucid dream, anything I think will happen" and blam! Mutilation. A similar thing happens when people talk about their friends/family who had an accident or illness, I involuntary start remembering every joke I've ever heard. It makes situations a bit awkward if I can't control fits of laughter.
Oh, I also read that if you hold your breath you will wake up? I'm not sure though.

Really? She sounds great, Haha! :'D
I have no idea why that happens... it's quite disappointing though.

Most of my dreams make no sense..

mmmm penis dreams. Had one a few nights ago that someone was giving me a handjob.. and specificcally focusing on my glans. Gah best dreams ever... then you wake up all depressed because you realize that it's not a possibility. *sigh*

ohh. i had one were i was physically a dude, and was talking to my mate on the phone in an alley getting ready to take a leak on the wall XD lol, one day...-daydreams- it will happen in real life too