Stars line up for Jerry Springer special
Published: Oct. 22, 2010 at 11:47 PM

http://www.upi.com/Entertainment_News/TV/2010/10/22/Stars-line-up-for-Jerry-Springer-special/UPI-44721287805654/

STAMFORD, Conn., Oct. 22 (UPI) -- Jerry Springer has taped a special edition of his talk show in New York's Times Square to celebrate the series' 20th season, its producers said Friday.

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"In the past 20 years, over 30,000 guests have appeared on Jerry's stage. From the man who married his horse ... to the Kung Fu Hillbilly ... to stripper love triangles. As Jerry likes to say, 'You can't make this stuff up!'" the producers of "The Jerry Springer Show" said in a news release. "Accompanying Jerry for his 20th anniversary are two models, clad in sparkling gold dresses, and of course, the show's favorite little person, 'Sassy' Cassee, a past guest who was on the show as cupid for Valentine's Day. The crowd goes wild screaming the infamous 'Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!' chant as Jerry introduces the clips on several jumbotrons to the show's Best Fights, Sexiest Moments, Most Outrageous Guests, Best Transsexuals, Most Scandalous Family Secrets, and Best Food Fights over the last 20 years."

Now we know why the aliens haven't made contact.

They see this and correctly conclude that there is no intelligent life on this planet.

"Next on Jerry!  The man who likes to pretend that he is a Waldorf salad.  And the woman who loves him!!!"

-Sandy

Quote from: Laura91 on October 23, 2010, 10:27:06 AM


What our Waldorf doesn't know is that his wife has been seeing a Caesar salad on the side for the past six months and now we are letting the cat out of the bag. Here's Caesar!! *chaos ensues as Caesar and Waldorf fight to the death while the crowd is splattered by mayo and Worcestershire sauce. Jerry is killed when a crouton is thrown by Caesar towards Waldorf, hitting Jerry instead.*

Killer croutons?

I like that idea!

-Sandy