I was reading about how to make a homemade condom/hair gel packer, and it says at the end to tie everything up in a nylon stocking.  I thought at first that I really don't even know where to buy stockings, but then I remembered that my mother had bought me a pair as part of her endless quest to make me more girly.  I almost feel bad about using it to help take a step up from a sock, but not bad enough to go out and buy stockings. 

Sorry Mom and thanks!

I lol'd a little. I might do that trick now though...