LATE NIGHT HIGHLIGHTS  ||  by Julie Miller  ||  12 14 2010  9:50 AM
Late Night Highlights: And Then Gwyneth Paltrow Joked About Being a Transsexual

http://www.movieline.com/2010/12/late-night-highlights-about-that-time-gwyneth-paltrow-joked-about-being-a-transsexual.php?page=all

Last night, Gwyneth Paltrow stunned Conan O'Brien and his audience by joking about how she taped back her male genitalia for her impressive CMA performance. Elsewhere, Ricky Gervais laughed at his mother's funeral, Andy Richter obsessed over the Kardashians, and Mark Wahlberg met Justin Bieber.

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1. A Transsexual-Themed Interview with Gwyneth Paltrow

One thing you didn't know about Gwyneth Paltrow's CMA performance: she actually strapped her male genitalia back beforehand. Well, at least that is what she joked about.

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"where the ->-bleeped-<-s buy their shoes"

"I strapped 'em (cojones) between my butt cheeks"

I guess it was a "->-bleeped-<- theme" that evening, as Conan said

I sent a letter to TBS to complain.  I don't find it funny at all.