So this afternoon, my friends truck blew a valve and needed a company truck for a few days so I tod him to just use mine since my car was already there. I clean out everything I needed and put it in my car and I double checked that nothing "odd" was left behind. My boss (who is really cool and I consider him a good friend) is standing by the gate close to my truck and "K" is loading his stuff in the tool box and he hollers out "hey, you left a dead hooker in here"! We all laughed at the absurd statement and my boss is laughing and says, "well at least we know where he found her in Louisiana"..
It was all I could do to NOT look like a deer in the headlights. Then he said, "You're truck was in louisiana last night, wasn't it?" If someone knew it was MY truck, then they must have seen the driver! All the work trucks are F-150's and all the same color. I was suddenly very ill inside but I forced a confused look on my face and said "it wasn't MY truck". I havn't been to LA since last Thursday. He just smiled in a knowing way and said he has eyes EVERYWHERE and not much gets past him since he knows almost EVERYONE in two states.
He didn't push it much further and I suspect that he didn't want to embarrass me. Then with a friendly smile and a slightly quieter voice that no one else would have been able to understand, he said was that someone was pretty sure it was my truck and the driver looked kinda funny...
Now I'm wondering , what the hell does he know? And more important, who told him and what do THEY know. It may sound crazy but I bust up laughing every time I think about it. Maybe it's one of those "gotta laugh to keep from crying", kind of things. LOL