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Kinda funny...

Started by JessicaR, December 27, 2010, 09:59:53 PM

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JessicaR

So I brought a big plate of brownies into work to share...

   I arrived when the morning stock crew was having lunch... 10 guys were seated in the breakroom. I unwrapped the brownies and placed them on the table and said, "Help yourself!" with a smile. "Aww, thanks, Jess" a few of them said as almost everyone grabbed one. They were about half done when one joked, "Hey, Jess, you didn't spike these, did you?"
  With as straight a face I could muster, I replied, "Yes, there's about 6 milligrams of estrogen in each one."

......silence......

  The fundamentalist Christian who always gives me grief was the first one to laugh; "You're all right, Jess, you're all right!"



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Janet_Girl

I think your Fundie is now in your corner, Jessica.  :D
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Melody Maia

and i know that i'm never alone
and i know that my heart is my home
Every missing piece of me
I can find in a melody



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Mrs Erocse

That is funny!  :D

~hugs~
Mrs Erocse
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Just Shelly

LOL ;D :) ::)

I hope one day I will be able to get my sense of humor back, like that! Thats GREAT

Shelly
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Elsa

LOL!!! .... wow I would love to seen the look on their faces! :laugh: :)

that was a nice one Jessica! :)

Sometimes when life is a fight - we just have to fight back and say screw you - I want to live.

Sometimes we just need to believe.
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justmeinoz

"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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VeryGnawty

Wait... you have brownies spiked with estrogen?

I WANT SOME!
"The cake is a lie."
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Colleen Ireland

That was BRILLIANT, Jessica!   :laugh:  Thanks for sharing that!

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Glenn

Please forward your next batch of brownies to me JessicaR, I don't mind the estrogen and brownies are a personal weakness!

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bethw

Thanks Jess. I almost wet my panties I laughed so hard.
Hugs
Beth
" To live is to dance. To dance is to live." Snoopy (aka Charles Shultz)
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VeronikaFTH

I love this!

This is exactly the kind of thing that will help us in the eyes of society. It's so important to have a good sense of humour! Making people laugh is a great way to defuse situations, and gain acceptance from others.

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annette

good thing to say jess
give them reply and ask in a week or so if their boobies are starting growing from the brownies.

hugs
annette
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Jillieann Rose

Jessica,
Thanks for the laughs.
Oh, I too would have loved to see their faces.
Yes try Annette's come back next week and bring your a camera.
I loved to see the picture. :laugh:
Jillieann
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