" WTF is that..??"



".......MOM!!"

yeah haha
i went to a friends house and she went through my underwear drawer looking for something..(:\ i have no clue why she would find anything there of all places..) and she found it. she never told me, never spoke to me about it..but it was moved from the spot i put it in so thats how i know lmao.

Reason #1 why I don't have one.
However, my mom proudly showed me a vibrator that her friend gave her once. D:

Quote from: Sharky on January 02, 2011, 09:17:16 PM
Reason #1 why I don't have one.
However, my mom proudly showed me a vibrator that her friend gave her once. D:

yikes...talk about scarred for life..

No.

My dog, however, is OBSESSED with my packer. Even if I put it out of reach, he tries to get it and 'relocate' it and *gently*...perform unspeakable acts on it. 

No idea. ATM it's laying on the floor in my bedroom.

note Damian: watch Tv: underwear drawer is where stupid teens always hide their stash XD.

oooh nope....one of my nightmares XD She would probably make jokes about it for eternity, and she would bring up "penis" topics that i'd much rather not discuss....especially with my mom of all people XD like how real it looks, what it should feel like, ect My mom never goings in my room anyway so i dont think her finding it would be a problem

Quote from: Sean on January 02, 2011, 09:40:06 PM
No.

My dog, however, is OBSESSED with my packer. Even if I put it out of reach, he tries to get it and 'relocate' it and *gently*...perform unspeakable acts on it. 

I laughed pretty hard at this.  My packer's usually in a box hidden away, but my dog is always after my underwear.  Every time I accidently leave my door open she's trying to pull them out of the hamper.  Ick.

Haha nope but she knows I have one. Mine is constantly just laying around since no one but me is allowed in my room.

My packer's an old balled-up sock right now, so my mom's gotten her hands on a few of them. ^^::

Hoping to get a more realistic one in the future, and then I'll try and hide it so my mom can't find it.

I don't live with Mum anymore, so the only time she's ever found it is when I left it in the spare room once just lying under the makeshift wardrobe (one of those "rail on wheels" things). She remarked about it but that's it, she just found it funny. Mind you, I've been out to her pretty much since the start and will-be step-dad knows about me too, so I'm not bothered about it getting found - it's just part of what I'm going through.

Housemate's discovery on the other hand was a bit more awkward. He asked to use my computer to print something off, and I'd forgotten I'd left it on the chair - I was using "cock-socks" for it by then. Just as well, as he picked it up, gave it a squeeze to get an idea of what it was, then asked if it was a stress ball.
"Um, no," I replied as I quickly relieved him of it.
He gave a brief nod before saying "Yeah, I think I know what that is," and thankfully got back to the computer.

This guy is the more liberal one who I've had some nice chats with about the subject, but damn, was that awkward - for both of us!

No, she doesn't ever go through my stuff... I think she's scared of my room, actually. But she did greet me one day with a "Morning Nik-nik. Hey, do you want a silicone penis?" So I don't think it would be awkward if she did find my makeshift packer. She might make some comment like "My, you think highly of yourself don't you?" if she thinks it's too big, or something. She's funny that way.

Nope, don't live with my mother anymore and don't have a packer yet. But if both were true...I'd imagine she'd just laugh at it and ask me why my penis fell off or something like that.  We're an oddball family.

Quote from: Atlas on January 02, 2011, 11:27:15 PM
My packer's an old balled-up sock right now, so my mom's gotten her hands on a few of them. ^^::

Nice 

I don't plan to use a packer. 

omg id be so embarrassed! my mom would prob just make a joke or something but still, id be mortified!!! i'm always wearing it though so theres no chance it would happen anyways, besides maybe when im in the shower?

My mom found a strap-on of mine once. At first she was put off, then she named it, told my dad, and they gave me a hard time about it for about a month cracking jokes. We're a weird family too, but thank god we aren't prudes.

Nope, although I have no idea why I have one.
If it would happen I'd be embarrassed for sure, but she'll just make a joke about it. Even if its the smallest one it looks huge on me ,lol! I just can't wear it :/