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Started by Barbara, January 14, 2011, 07:06:11 PM

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Barbara

January 14, 2011, 07:06:11 PM
I went into a K-mart, bought some stuff then left and went to my car.A hunk was getting into his truck he kept looking at me. i tried to ignore him.He came over to me and said "Damm girl you look nice,want to party"I said ok,he put his arm around me and said "lets go".I got into his truck,he treated me so nice like his girl.We rode in the big truck with his arm around me caressing me and kissing me. The rest is classified by barbnet



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cynthialee

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January 14, 2011, 08:44:51 PM
 :D
So it is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you can win a hundred battles without a single loss.
If you only know yourself, but not your opponent, you may win or may lose.
If you know neither yourself nor your enemy, you will always endanger yourself.
Sun Tsu 'The art of War'
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Double_Rainbow

#3
January 14, 2011, 08:52:37 PM
Barb, one thing I need to say:

YOU SHALL BUILD A TURTLE FENCE!
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Sharky

#4
January 14, 2011, 10:21:02 PM
Was this the redneck?
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Jacquelyn

#5
January 14, 2011, 10:25:19 PM
"Love is in fact so unnatural a phenomenon that it can scarcely repeat itself, the soul being unable to become virgin again and not having energy enough to cast itself out again into the ocean of another."

~James Joyce
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MillieB

#7
January 14, 2011, 10:59:07 PM
I'm a little lost :(

Barb, shouldn't you be partying with rednecks in the ghetto about now?
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Nygeel

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January 14, 2011, 11:11:18 PM
Were there drugs involved? Usually if a random stranger looks at me and asks if I want to party that means said random stranger wants to get all screwed up on various illegal substances.
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CaitJ

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January 14, 2011, 11:14:07 PM
Quote from: Nygeel on January 14, 2011, 11:11:18 PM
Were there drugs involved? Usually if a random stranger looks at me and asks if I want to party that means said random stranger wants to get all screwed up on various illegal substances.

Myself, I would think they meant fairy bread, candy, loads of pop and then giggling and being sick on the trampoline  :D
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Nygeel

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January 14, 2011, 11:16:25 PM
Quote from: Vexing on January 14, 2011, 11:14:07 PM
Myself, I would think they meant fairy bread, candy, loads of pop and then giggling and being sick on the trampoline  :D
I have a trampoline!
Wanna come over and party?  ;)
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CaitJ

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January 14, 2011, 11:17:39 PM
Quote from: Nygeel on January 14, 2011, 11:16:25 PM
I have a trampoline!
Wanna come over and party?  ;)

Yaaaaaay! *vomits candy*
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Imadique

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January 15, 2011, 04:58:34 AM
Odd, I use the same line on my victims.
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NightWing

#14
January 15, 2011, 12:17:26 PM
So, Barbara...did the trolls knock you out from their bridge or what?
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rejennyrated

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January 15, 2011, 12:40:05 PM
:police: RIGHT - much as I hate to rain on everyones parade this thread is now being locked due to repeated violation of forum image posting policy.

EVERYONE needs to read the forum policy on posting of humorous images to make the point.

https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,59974.0.html

If you need further explanation of this decision you can find it here https://www.susans.org/forums/index.php/topic,91013.msg659697.html#msg659697 in another similar thread which I have also locked.

Thank you for your attention. :police:
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