OK Only for fun and please join in from any gender:

I was putting on a dress this evening that has a back zip and just about dislocating my shoulder, trying to zip it, I remembered my sister saying" You know what men are good for? Pulling up your zip "
So what are men good for? (and girls and androgens) just for a laugh and  please be rude inside the ToS.

Cindy

Men are actually GOOD for something? I didn't realise they also had a practical use I thought they were just put there like ornaments to make the place look attractive...

Hi Doll,

Men are really good at washing dishes, when they are chained to the sink and no sports programs are on.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a man?

You can put the vacuum cleaner back in the cupboard and ignore it until you have to get rid of another spider.

Quote from: rejennyrated on January 26, 2011, 05:29:22 AM
I thought they were just put there like ornaments to make the place look attractive...

Like sitting around unshaven, on the couch, in their torn underwear, watching football on TV?  Leaving their old socks everywhere?

There's got to be a use for them, besides being able to open a jar of pickles.


Well, maybe that whole ornament thing isn't too much off the mark either.

-Sandy

Men are good for....

Putting up shelves...
Carrying Shopping...
Eating all the food in the cupboards....

I could go on.... but what they are really good for is..

A nice Cuddle

Opening jars, yep.
Killing bugs, yep.

If we are only ornaments, why do we have to check out whatever it is that you think went bump in the middle of the night?

Quote from: LordKAT on January 26, 2011, 10:42:04 AM
If we are only ornaments, why do we have to check out whatever it is that you think went bump in the middle of the night?

Its to allow you to think that you are of use. 

Quote from: Catherine on January 26, 2011, 11:44:16 AM
Its to allow you to think that you are of use. 

That and if we hear you yelp we can dial 911 and hop out the window. lol

Let see what are men good for.

Spider kills.
Cleaning the toilet.
Taking out the garbage.


Oh they are good in bed, as a heater.  But then again so is a big dog and you don't have to fight over the remote.