Props to you for going through everything a mother has to when she becomes pregnant

My dad's co-worker said the only thing good about being a woman is to give birth. She is a bit masculine anyway .

Personally I think it's kinda sad if you have to deal with all the pain but not getting the ultimate joy as a reward .

Okay now with all this new found preggo trauna you should be exeriencing weird food cravings too!
Chocolate icecream with just about anything mixed in it..
Chocolate-any kind any size..............
Pickles, potato chips, salty snacks, sugary snacks..
OMG I think i am preggo every day of my life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
So the test is getting weird?
And how has this mysterious Karen been helping?
She's not feeling your fake belly is she?
OMG........ did i just type that?
hehe...
Ricki

Be careful there Cindy...sex in that last month is tricky and can be painful.

Really?  I always thought that if the baby was not stirred properly it might come out half baked.   

Kristi

OMG see where this is going, hehe................
IS our mysterious Ssindy going to atempt that little trick with the 9 month bag on??
hehe..................
r

Now I truly understand the meaning ITS TIME!! tomorrow is the big day

This thread is too funny--especially the comments by Ricki, Kristi and LaurieO.  I'll have to watch it more closely.

Melissa

Well what can I say, the simulator is off the hook, today around 6am all of a sudden a valve popped and about 2 gallons of water dumped on the floor from between my legs (my water broke) I called Karen she said I was in labor, the simulator began rolling and bouncing against my stomach, this went on for about two hours very annoying if I tried to stand up it kicked worse. Karen finally showed up and explained the simulator was working the way it was supposed to, about then what felt like a dough roller began to slowly move from the top of my stomach to the bottom, it was pushing hard against me then sploosh all the water dumped out. Karen said I was the proud mother of a little baby puddle...................... what an ordeal, I called my BF and told him, he rushed home to see the puddle.................

Our joking around got pretty outa control we discovered Karen is Bi and I will leave it at that. Who would have guessed.

Hehe, I love it.  That simulator does sound fun.

Melissa

See Ssindy i told you she was batchin you on for some reason?  Hey so everyone got a little thrill out of it?
Poor me i planned a fake baby shower with light colors of purple....
Well since the proud puddle is spilled what's it gonna be a boy or a girl puddle?
Too cool-consider this how many of us can say we went through that little ordeal....Wonder what twins would of been like?
hehe....
Darn.there's no boy/girl smiley face either! Agghhhh
This will have to do-----
Ricki

Quote from: Ricki on January 12, 2007, 06:24:13 PM
See Ssindy i told you she was batchin you on for some reason?  Hey so everyone got a little thrill out of it?
Poor me i planned a fake baby shower with light colors of purple....
Well since the proud puddle is spilled what's it gonna be a boy or a girl puddle?
Too cool-consider this how many of us can say we went through that little ordeal....Wonder what twins would of been like?
hehe....
Darn.there's no boy/girl smiley face either! Agghhhh
This will have to do-----
Ricki

A girl of course............. LOL

Are you sure?  Oh, I guess she couldn't puddle in the corner.  Oops, bad stereotype.  Never mind.

Congrats!


Kristi

Now, did you swaddle you baby in a blanket (or at least a towel) right after birth?  >

Melissa

Thanks Ssindy. That was a great read.
I'm still laughing.

Jillieann

thanks too!  I had fun with this and it was fun!
Kristi thanks as well-hugs!!
See we girls can play and have fun in here!
hmmmm choclate cake need it now! all my mones are kicking in!
Ricki

I would love to experience everything about the 9 months the maternity clothes the doctor appointments the baby kicking labor delivery and breastfeeding