I must say I had a lough reading these last posts

I suppose you can imagine all sorts of nasty smells coming from the sea but here are some excerpts from the chat I looked up talking about just that:
1. A womans vagina has a unique smell . I believe every woman has a slightely different aroma . I would describe it as a sweet smell of innocence mixed with a touch of naughtyness and delightful excitement!!! . A irrisistible combination that once experienced you'll always remember her .You females are so beautiful in every way
2. A healthy vagina is faint of smell and taste, but it's sweet.
3. My husband says "Warm Apple Pie".. but honestly... I think it is more like "Ripe Grape Tomato"
4. I shower with Lever 2000, Perfectly Fresh scent every day,,, sometimes twice a day.
Mine smells like a bunch of wildflowers all the time and probably tastes like dandelions... ;~p
5. If it is kept clean, SUSHI!
6. every vagina tastes and smells differently. I've only experimented with my own, but i notice that with a change of diet you can actually change the flavor of how you smell or taste. Some women smell sweet and musky while others are a bit more salty. If you prefer the sweet-smelling scent, you can ask a girl to change to a diet with a bit more fruits and citruses. This will make her emissions smell and taste a bit sweeter. Hope this helps
7. i think it smells like playdough! ive had much experience(im a lesbian)
8. like buttermilk, it has a rich milky taste and smell. sometimes the secretions are a bit salty
9. The vagina tastes like a cold lasagna noodle. It smells like stagnant creek water. But dont get it confused with stank squish.
well there you have it so, at the end I am confused as well because it should smell like; some form of tomato on a sashimi slice with sprinkle of sugar but also bit of salt, on the lasagna slice covered with fruits and vegetables and a side drink of buttermilk and apple-pie shake. I just don't know where the playdough goes?