Roxy, that is one of the better "outing-not-outing" stories I have ever heard!
I was getting my shackles up as I was reading it, because I think everyone has had things like this happen. And then when you hit the punch line I about blew coffee out my nose!
Please tell me that this is a true story. It is just too funny!
Thanks!
-Sandy( and you should have gone for the sweater!)