OMG, that's just precious!!!!!!
A real conversation with a nurse in the ER after attempting to castrate myself:
Nurse:Ok, what happened today?
Me:I tried to castrate myself
Nurse:I see.. is there any chance that you're pregnant?
Me: No
Nurse: When was your last period?
Me: I don't get periods.. I'm Transsexual
Nurse: Oh, Ok.... So how long has this been going on?
Me: What do you mean?
Nurse: How long have you been missing periods?
Me: I've never had periods.... I'm genetically male... I'm in transition
Nurse: Oh, Ok.... So you want to be a boy?
Me:No.... I'm male to female
Nurse: Ok, sweety.... We're going to get someone from the psych department to help you, OK?
Our lives are just too funny..