Leviticus 19:28
Filed by: Bil Browning
February 22, 2011 11:30 AM

http://www.bilerico.com/2011/02/leviticus_1928.php

From the too-stupid-to-survive files...

While Leviticus 18:22 condemns homosexuality as an abomination, Leviticus 19:28 forbids tattoos.

Ezekiel 4:12 refers to bread baked with human dung!

It does state that one should not lie with man as one does as with a woman.    Well of course not.  It is stating not to have anal sex with women.  Think about it.

And lesbian sex is nothing like gay sex or even str8 sex.

So what if two guys do it standing up? Is that okay? :-)

Quote from: Janet Lynn on February 23, 2011, 10:39:22 AM
It does state that one should not lie with man as one does as with a woman.    Well of course not.  It is stating not to have anal sex with women.  Think about it.

And lesbian sex is nothing like gay sex or even str8 sex.

Equally it could refer to the intent of making a baby.

Perfectly permissible for a man to lie with a man, provided they don't intend for one to become pregnant.

It is redundant that christians argue thier mute and offensive points. They ignore so many points of equal stupidity. Do you hear anyone saying, "Oh those heathens wearing linen with wool. They will surely go to hell." Yet these scriptures hold the same import as the ones they are quoting. It is shallow and stupid that they are argue one point and ignore so many by choice. Who do they think they are fooling.? It does not take a rocket scientist to see their hypocracy.

Exodus 20:4
"You shall not make for yourself an idol in the form of anything in heaven above or on the earth beneath or in the waters below."


Deuteronomy 22:11
New Living Translation (©2007)
"You must not wear clothing made of wool and linen woven together.

Leviticus 19:19 "'Keep my decrees. "'Do not mate different kinds of animals. "'Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed. "

Kill your kids:

Quote from: Exodus 21:15 (King James Version)And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death.

Quote from: Exodus 21:17 (King James Version)And he that curseth his father, or his mother, shall surely be put to death.

Kill your friends and family:

Quote from: Deuteronomy 13:6-10 (New American Standard Bible)6 If your brother, your mother's son, or your son or daughter, or the wife you cherish, or your friend who is as your own soul, entice you secretly, saying, 'Let us go and serve other gods' (whom neither you nor your fathers have known,

7 of the gods of the peoples who are around you, near you or far from you, from one end of the earth to the other end),

8 you shall not yield to him or listen to him; and your eye shall not pity him, nor shall you spare or conceal him.

9 But you shall surely kill him; your hand shall be first against him to put him to death, and afterwards the hand of all the people.

10 So you shall stone him to death because he has sought to seduce you from the LORD your God who brought you out from the land of Egypt, out of the house of slavery.

...and enslave everyone else:

Quote from: Leviticus 25:44-46 (New American Standard Bible)44 As for your male and female slaves whom you may have--you may acquire male and female slaves from the pagan nations that are around you.

45 Then, too, it is out of the sons of the sojourners who live as aliens among you that you may gain acquisition, and out of their families who are with you, whom they will have produced in your land; they also may become your possession.

46 You may even bequeath them to your sons after you, to receive as a possession; you can use them as permanent slaves. But in respect to your countrymen, the sons of Israel, you shall not rule with severity over one another.

Quote from: Janet Lynn on February 23, 2011, 10:39:22 AM
And lesbian sex is nothing like gay sex or even str8 sex.

Actually, Leviticus doesn't say anything about women on women.  It talks only of men laying with men and beasts.

Apparently, lesbians are good to go.  Leviticus doesn't mention them at all.

Quote from: Dana LaneSo what if two guys do it standing up? Is that okay? :-)

I'm sure God is all hunky-dory with that.

Quote from: DeuteronomyYou must not wear clothing made of wool and linen woven together.

That is such an abomination.  That is almost as bad as eating shellfish!

Quote from: VeryGnawty on February 23, 2011, 08:53:23 PM
That is such an abomination.  That is almost as bad as eating shellfish!

Aren't you also supposed to have a fence on your roof?

Quote from: E on February 23, 2011, 09:01:31 PM
Aren't you also supposed to have a fence on your roof?

I don't know about about fences on rooftops.  I hope I'm not sinning.  I just know not to eat shellfish.  Also, I make sure my slaves don't die immediately after I beat them.  I make sure they still have enough life left in them that they live for a period of time before passing out.  Because, you know, God likes it that way.

Along with not eating shellfish or wearing mixed fiber clothing, those who are so fond of quoting that passage in Leviticus ought not be shaving their beards either!

Z

I go to a Baptist school, so my old teacher did a good lecture on why tattoos were bad. I don't remember her wording, but it was pretty weird.

Such lines may have made sense at the time, but nowadays they're irrelevant.

Quote from: Zythyra on February 23, 2011, 09:35:50 PM
Along with not eating shellfish or wearing mixed fiber clothing, those who are so fond of quoting that passage in Leviticus ought not be shaving their beards either!

I trimmed mine a few hours ago.  I guess I'm only going to be sent halfway to hellfire.

The hateful misinterpretation and hypocracy goes on and on. Yet the basic easy to understand scriptures are totally ignored:

James 2:8  If you fulfill the royal law according to the scripture, You shall love your neighbor as yourself, you do well:

Mathew 7:12 Therefore all things whatever you would that men should do to you, do you even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets.

Luke 6:31 And as you would that men should do to you, do you also to them likewise.

Leviticus 19:18 You shall not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of your people, but you shall love your neighbor as yourself: I am the LORD.

Mark 12:31 And the second is like, namely this, You shall love your neighbor as yourself. There is none other commandment greater than these.

I don't believe in bible texts, someone has written it.
Religion people say that it's all love but when you read it it's completely war.
Judes against filistines, egyptians and so on.
It's such a contradiction, you have to love another and to kill him.
Everybody is interpreting it on the way it suits for the best for that person.
Most wars in history started with a religion reason.
Even today people start a holy war, like Saddam Hoesein, like Amedinejad.
People use the religion to get power of their neighbors or inhabitats.
So, I quit religion and try to do things right according to my own consience.

I happened to find the tattoo very enlightening.

I've a collection of stupid people, and this one adds to it. How dumb can people be? Read and laugh, and the fantastic thing is that the idiot cannot have it removed.

JMO

Cindy

How many men quoting texts are circumcised I wonder?  I love applying the intellectual blow-torch to the metaphorical feet of idiots.

If the religious bigots want to disprove Darwinian Evolution, this character is their poster child.  Darwin was wrong, we have this goof still living at last report.  (Or is this a symbol of the "fittest" of the human race?? after all???  It can't be. )

OMG there were OHS people around then! Fences aroud rooves, just don't go near the edge stupid!

This was written in 2007, taking a shot at talk radio host Dr. Laura Schlessinger, who often quoted the bible and at least once used it to condemn homosexuality.  I still get a kick out of it.

Dear Dr. Laura,

Thank you for doing so much to educate people regarding God's Law. I have learned a great deal from your show, and I try to share that knowledge with as many people as I can. When someone tries to defend the homosexual lifestyle, for example, I simply remind him that Leviticus 18:22 clearly states it to be an abomination. End of debate.

I do need some advice from you, however, regarding some of the specific laws and how to best follow them.

   1. When I burn a bull on the altar as a sacrifice, I know it creates a pleasing odour for the Lord (Lev. 1:9). The problem is my neighbors. They claim the odour is not pleasing to them. Should I smite them?
   2. I would like to sell my daughter into slavery, as sanctioned in Exodus 21:7. In this day and age, what do you think would be a fair price for her?
   3. I know that I am allowed no contact with a woman while she is in her period of menstrual uncleanliness (Lev. 15:19-24). The problem is, how do I tell? I have tried asking, but most women take offense.
   4. Lev. 25:44 states that I may indeed possess slaves, both male and female, provided they are purchased from neighboring nations. A friend of mine claims that this applies to Mexicans, but not Canadians. Can you clarify? Why can't I own Canadians?
   5. I have a neighbor who insists on working on the Sabbath. Exodus 35:2 clearly states he should be put to death. Am I morally obligated to kill him myself?
   6. A friend of mine feels that even though eating shellfish is an abomination (Lev. 11:10), it is a lesser abomination than homosexuality. I don't agree. Can you settle this?
   7. Lev. 21:20 states that I may not approach the altar of God if I have a defect in my sight. I have to admit that I wear reading glasses. Does my vision have to be 20/20, or is there some wiggle room here?
   8. Most of my male friends get their hair trimmed, including the hair around their temples, even though this is expressly forbidden by Lev.19:27. How should they die?
   9. I know from Lev. 11:6-8 that touching the skin of a dead pig makes me unclean, but may I still play football if I wear gloves?
  10. My uncle has a farm. He violates Lev. 19:19 by planting two different crops in the same field, as does his wife by wearing garments made of two different kinds of thread (cotton/polyester blend). He also tends to curse and blaspheme a lot. Is it really necessary that we go to all the trouble of getting the whole town together to stone them? (Lev.24:10-16) Couldn't we just burn them to death at a private family affair like we do with people who sleep with their in-laws? (Lev.20:14)

I know you have studied these things extensively, so I am confident you can help. Thank you again for reminding us that God's word is eternal and unchanging.

Your devoted disciple and adoring fan,

J. Kent Ashcraft