I've been thinking about ordering the $29.95 Non-Prescription Eyelash Enhancer i see on my browser. I'm worried about the lashes becoming too dark and getting comments at work, but if they werent dark it would very cool! What do you think?

I use Lo-real Lash Serum.  It worked OK.  I mean I don't have hugely thigh or long lashes, but they are longer.

Forgive me - I have never used anything like that so I really shouldn't be commenting - but you mean to say that there is such a thing as PRESCRIPTION eyelash enhancer? 

I am so sorry, but that whole idea has just blown my tiny little mind... 

Yes my Dear there is a prescription lash enhancer.  It is called "Latisse".

You women lead such complicated lives   

Now if you were a grown up tomboy like me you wouldn't have to worry about these things...