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The Onion

Started by insideontheoutside, March 26, 2011, 03:34:44 PM

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insideontheoutside

"Let's conspire to ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive."
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Janet_Girl

It is no wonder that America is going downhill fast.  With extremist views like that.  And they say that Islam is extreme.  Soon if you are not white Christian and straight, you will be fair game to be lynched in America.
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pixiegirl

The sad thing about the onion is that some people honestly won't get the sarcasm, but thats actually funny too from a certain perspective, especially since they've never been exactly what you call subtle with it.
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Janet_Girl

Sarcasm it may be but it is based on an undercurrent of real life feelings.  And the people who have those feelings and thoughts will take it of the truth.
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tekla

some people honestly won't get the sarcasm,

And that's what lifts it from just a good joke to the level of art.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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Domitia

I love The Onion aswell.

The way they spin actual issues is hilarious; unlike some other places which tend to be insulting more than anything.

I also need to second tekla regarding the sarcasm.
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V M

And that's what lifts it from just a good joke to the level of art in your pants
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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tekla

That's just where the art flowers.

FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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V M

Oh, like one of these?





The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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tekla

Too early for cactus flowers here yet, no roses either, but the poppies are starting to bloom.
FIGHT APATHY!, or don't...
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V M

California Poppies are pretty



And I love roses and all kinds of flowers
The main things to remember in life are Love, Kindness, Understanding and Respect - Always make forward progress

Superficial fanny kissing friends are a dime a dozen, a TRUE FRIEND however is PRICELESS


- V M
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VeryGnawty

http://www.theonion.com/articles/transgendered-sea-anemone-denounced-as-abomination,646/

Transgendered Sea Anemone Denounced As 'Abomination' By Clergy

A coalition of Baptist clergymen spoke out Monday against the Telia felina, a transgendered sea anemone they are decrying as "base and depraved."

"This filthy anemone, which exhibits both male and female characteristics, is turning our oceans' intertidal zones into dens of sin and perversion," said Rev. William Chester, spokesman for the Save Our Seas Coalition, a Huntsville-based activist group dedicated to "the preservation of aquatic decency and morality." "For God knows how long, this twisted sea creature has been running rampant in our oceans, spreading its unnatural, bisexual lifestyle. And it's high time somebody took a stand."
"The cake is a lie."
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insideontheoutside

#12
Transgendered sea anemone *snort* ....

I'm surprised they didn't go for the nudibranch actually.
"Let's conspire to ignite all the souls that would die just to feel alive."
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Padma

If you're not my friend, you're my anemone.

[polyp-this, polyp-that...]
Womandrogyneâ„¢
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justmeinoz

Ad just on TV here for a local Law Firm should be an Onion ad.   Name of the firm?  Constable Collins.  Not the sort of name to inspire confidence in a defendent!
"Don't ask me, it was on fire when I lay down on it"
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