I need cuddles, trouble the type of girl I end up sharing cuddles with are usually just as interestingly f**ked up as me and it all kind of ends in tears due to the collective damage we both carry about. So I have decided I need to find myself a nice BND'er to share some body heat with.

Oh and what is a BND'er I hear you cry? Well that's someone with Borderline Normality Disorder...basically normal enough to not add to the damage (and indeed actually help) and intresting enough that I don't get bored (without being as interestingly damaged as myself).

Successful applicants will be invited to an interview.

I look forward to hearing from you.

Helena x

I don't know of any sane females.

Every female I know has baggage. XD

And just to emphasise the challenge here... I will be sitting on the pre-interview panel to make sure the candidates are suitable 

(and no I'm not going to explain why... well ok... maybe I will... because I care deeply about Helena in an entirely non romantic way and I want to help make sure that she gets the partner she so richly deserves!)

Quote from: pebbles on April 03, 2011, 03:15:46 PM
I don't know of any sane females.

Every female I know has baggage. XD

Oh I don't want sane, just someone who's insane enough to be interesting.

I would also like to point out at this early stage that, as I understand it, this "person" does not necessarily have to be of the female persuasion even though past form to date would suggest that they are like to be so - although perhaps I have gotten than one wrong?

 

LOL... If I wasn't way too old for you and didn't live in another country I'd be knockin' on your door

But my main concerns would be if you like dancing or not, do guitars and other band instruments bother you and would it be okay to ride your skateboard... Oh, and a tidy kitchen and bathroom is a must 

Let's be honest here Helena, everyone on this boards who's into women will be applying.  Hope you're ready for a long list.  =p

I've drifted so far away from normal that I may well circle back to normal any day now!

Does that count?

Sorwey, but I's taken, Helena.

  There's a big puddle in the way, but here's an e-cuddle for you.
Seriously though, you're an interesting, intelligent, cute girl, and I'm sure that when you find a person with the right amount of insanity, they'll instantly be head over heels.  Until then, cats are very cuddly.

What is this "normality" you write of?

I think "normal" is really just a word used to describe people that you haven't gotten to know well enough yet