When we were sitting around for break one day, I told this joke:
A cop sees a speeder and turns on his lights and pulls up behind him. The man driving doesn't pull over. After several attempts the cop finally gets on his bullhorn and orders the man to pull over.
When the cop walks up to the driver's window the cop says, "I have been trying to get you to pull over for the last several miles. Didn't you see me?"
The man looks at the cop and says, "Whew, it's not you!"
The cop, confused, asks the man what he means.
The man says, "My wife just ran off with a police officer. I thought you were the guy and you were trying to give her back."
In a room filled with men, they all laughed.
A few days later we were again sitting around the room taking break. One guy says, "I got pulled over for speeding this morning coming to work." We all looked at him waiting the hear the rest. He looked at me and said, "I told him your joke."
"And what did he do?" We were all very interested now.
"He laughed and let me off."