I talked to the hand once, and the bastard flipped me off. Sheesh
Or...
Maybe I should have gone for an epic tale about the journey through fabled lands, fighting terrible enemies, finding unexpected friends, battling hardships and lack of food and water to reach to legendary hand and beg for its wisdom and guidance. Nah, the short, sweet smart-aleck remark is almost always the best...never mind
The bastard flipped me off.
......L