A Newfie guy, was sitting at a bar in Toronto when this burly American guy walks in.
As he passes the Newfie , he hits him on the neck knocking him to the floor. The big, burly Yank says, "That's a karate chop from Korea."
Well, the little Newfie gets back on his barstool and resumes drinking his beer.
The burly American then gets up to go to the bathroom and,as he walks by the Newfie, he hits him on the other side of the neck & knocks him to the floor. That's a judo chop from Japan", he says.
The little Newfie decides he's had enough & leaves. A half hour later he comes back and sees the burly American sitting at the bar. He walks up behind him & whacks him on the head, knocking him out.
The Newfie says to the bartender, "When he wakes up, tell him that was a f*in' hockey stick from Canadian Tire."

Ok don't get mad at me - but I thought this was just too funny not to share.

Gill

What's Canadian Tire?

Melissa

http://www.canadiantire.ca/welcome.jsp

Told you it was CAD humour.  Canadian Tire, aka Crappy Tire, is where you can buy just about anything.   In the link above put in a postal code Letter, Number, Letter, Number, Letter, Number

Gill