I think that getting away with a sock might be iffy if someone is grinding.  Maybe you could try one of the condom/hair gel packers?

this is going to sound amazing awkward so forgive me but I haven't had any experiences with penises since I'm not gay and obviously don't have one (other than an unfortunate glimpse of my dad at home and porn hahaha)

so how do erections work? like do they just kind of BOING out there or what? and how noticeable are they? what do they feel like? how long does it take? seriously anyone who can describe the look, feel, and function of a penis in as much detail as humanly possible would really be appreciated.

Well it's going to be awkward to answer, but with biological males, it doesn't take long, you can hide them away, it can only orgasm once and then it needs a resting period, or it can hurt if you overdo stimulation, and They feel like, idk rubber with skin over it? And it doesn't "boing", lol.

Quote from: RyanThomas on August 06, 2011, 07:54:28 PM
this is going to sound amazing awkward so forgive me but I haven't had any experiences with penises since I'm not gay and obviously don't have one (other than an unfortunate glimpse of my dad at home and porn hahaha)

so how do erections work? like do they just kind of BOING out there or what? and how noticeable are they? what do they feel like? how long does it take? seriously anyone who can describe the look, feel, and function of a penis in as much detail as humanly possible would really be appreciated.

Painful, filled with blood, annoying, skin covered, and disgusting 

Hahaha and that's what most of the guys on here want.

It's funny because my girlfriend considers penises pretty weird and disgusting to look at. She would be like "They're not pretty at all! But I like them inside of me." I would be like "Ok...weirdo..." haha!

Quote from: [CRYPT] Chris on August 07, 2011, 03:07:58 PM
Hahaha and that's what most of the guys on here want.

It's funny because my girlfriend considers penises pretty weird and disgusting to look at. She would be like "They're not pretty at all! But I like them inside of me." I would be like "Ok...weirdo..." haha!

well I kinda agree with her,
the penis itself are pretty.

Quote from: Natkat on August 07, 2011, 03:22:36 PM
well I kinda agree with her,
the penis itself are pretty.

I guess it depends on certain penises? I don't know. I think for the most part they're mostly all the same. The ones that are extremely thick kinda weirds me out though.

Quote from: [CRYPT] Chris on August 07, 2011, 03:27:41 PM
I guess it depends on certain penises? I don't know. I think for the most part they're mostly all the same. The ones that are extremely thick kinda weirds me out though.

If I have to be honest... I think the penis Alone can be a dead chicken to look at, XD

I haven't had people grind on me so I can't relate. An extra small packer from fleshlight is $12 I think. Not too expensive.

Quote from: Nygeel on August 07, 2011, 04:05:38 PM
I haven't had people grind on me so I can't relate. An extra small packer from fleshlight is $12 I think. Not too expensive.

Haha I have seen them before. Not sure if I want an obviously pick one though. They seem nice and inexpensive though. Will have to check it out again in the near future. Thanks man

Quote from: [CRYPT] Chris on August 07, 2011, 03:07:58 PM
Hahaha and that's what most of the guys on here want.

It's funny because my girlfriend considers penises pretty weird and disgusting to look at. She would be like "They're not pretty at all! But I like them inside of me." I would be like "Ok...weirdo..." haha!

I agree with her, they're hideous. >.> Well the circumsized ones are.

I agree, natural ones look better...

Anyways: Chris, Fleshlight also makes them in two natural tones (a light and a medium), but you'll have to look at sites like Early to Bed/Early to Rise or Toolshed Toys to find them.