Yea, Jessica was visiting and we went to walmart (guy mode) to get groceries, etc. My wife asked me to get her a pack of the panties because she liked them but wanted a slightly different style. I went down the aisle while jessica waited nervously with the cart like we were getting ready to rob the little bank in walmart or somethiing. While I was digging through the racks to find the right size and style a walmart employee started stocking the same shelf. A few momennt later I had found the prize and turned to show jessica but she was gone. Damn I thought, the bitch ran when she saw the employee. So I walked out into the main aisle with the bag of undies and spotted her 50' ahead- she has run and left me! So as I got closer I yelled out, "we're in luck! I found the right size panties and held them high in the air.." she just about fainted and I threw them in the cart. We she veers off to the boxers section and starts showing me some new style as if we either cared plus she hasn't worn mens underwear in years. Lol... so we finish shoppping and head tto the register and she suddenly veers off to check on "her prescription". I called BS on that one but she left anyways. Well in the line I throw everything up on the counter and watch the lady deliberately ring up everything but the undies which she pushed forward so the guy behind me could see. You could see his mind going a million directions with it. I thought the whole thing was funny. I am comfortable with who I am now and I would have welcome a smart ass comment from either of them but unfortunately they didn't speak up. So I check out and lean against the wall waiting on jessica, then realize she is going to hide until she is damn well sure I am through the line. So I had to text her and tell her it was safe to come back... lol, the whole thing was really funny but six months ago I would have had to move to a different town...lol. the really funny thing was that they really were for my wife.....THIS TIME... (I apologize for typos. My internet went down and my droid keys are sticking thanks to my toddler son who washed my phone for me in applejuice today!) I really do love my life now...its so much more fun than being a normal boring corporate executive....should have listened to my GID years ago....lol