Hi. I'm Foosnark, but you can call me Foosnark. I am the inventor of the Grits Popsicle and the mind behind Chicken Avec Stuff. I was born in a log cabin in 1771, give or take a couple hundred years and a hospital and a log cabin. My job is to use math and logic to help people help other people escape reality. My main hobbies involve using parts of dead trees to strike parts of dead animals stretched over large parts of other dead trees, pushing buttons while sliding around a rounded piece of plastic and imagining this activity protects the innocent and defeats evildoers, and reading words about a future that probably won't happen or a past that never did. I worship a goddess with a flower on her head, and yes I totally paraphrased that from Grant Morrison.
I live in a house. A nice lady also lives in this house and we do a lot of things together. A number of other animals with a total of 16 legs (assuming no major injuries since I last checked) also live in the house, but we don't do quite as many things with them. One of them is a dragon, just a small one with no hoard who has never (to my knowledge) breathed fire; one is canine; the remainder are feline.
I have whiskers on my face and can pee standing up, but I still think I'm kind of a girl anyway, and kind of neither a guy nor a girl. I think gender is a funny word and it's both funny and sad that people think it's so important.