There are all these great bands/musicans that I wanna see live but they're all dead, or have stopped performing.

And I wanna reach 15 posts, ARGHHHHH!!!!!

I didn't realise there so many secret emoticons that were hiding from me.

You can have your time-machine.  I want a sex change machine 

I want the patent on that sex change machine! Cha-ching!

I'm old, and that kinda sucks, but I did get to see all the cool bands.  I tell parents who are taking their kids to shows "it's not your imagination, they really do suck."