Does anyone have any favourite or useful comebacks, amusing or otherwise, that they like to use when they get asked 'Are you a lad or a lass?'

Of course, it depends upon the situation, and how likely I feel it is that I'll get beaten up, lol, but I occasionally like to use:

Taunting Person: Are you a lad or a lass?
Me: Why?  Which are you hoping I am?

This one borrowed from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and used by me once with great triumph in response to a builder working on a roof with his mates.

Builder: Hurhur, I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl, Hurhur!

Me: Why don't you suck my dick and find out?

- his mates all laughed at him, I walked away grinning. Of course, I wouldn't have pulled a stunt like that if they hadn't been behind a high fence .

I used to ask them if they were confused, if their mummy & daddy didn't tell them the difference or ask them why does it matter unless you're gonna sleep with me.. Or something along those lines.

It really does depend on you, the person, the situation and how safe you feel at the time - always need to pick your battles mate! But I'm sure there are others out there with some good ones!!

Actually, in less "protected" situations, I'm more likely simply to ask "Why do you care?" and turn the question back on them.

And sometimes people are asking a genuine question (as a taxi driver did when I was 12) and I'm more polite then .

Hmm... to be honest, if someone asked me right now, I'd smile and tell them they'd made my day.

Quote from: Padma on October 06, 2011, 05:55:55 AM
This one borrowed from the Fabulous Furry Freak Brothers, and used by me once with great triumph in response to a builder working on a roof with his mates.

Builder: Hurhur, I can't tell if it's a boy or a girl, Hurhur!

Me: Why don't you suck my dick and find out?

- his mates all laughed at him, I walked away grinning. Of course, I wouldn't have pulled a stunt like that if they hadn't been behind a high fence .

LOL Thanks, I got a good laugh out of that one.  Good way to start the day

When I was asked something like that, I usually froze and couldn't think of anything good to say.  Eventually I just said "I'm a guy" and left it at that.  But if I didn't want to answer for whatever reason, I'd probably turn it around on them like Padma said ("Why do you care?"). 

I dont have a favorite and it depends on the situation,
if people ask dirrect if im a boy or a girl I usunally say I am a guy,
and somethimes I say im trans. depends depends..

usunally the thing about them asking isnt that bothersome but the fact there always having a after-asking-cooment like.

"are you a boy or a girl?"
me "boy"
them; "you look like a girl blabla"
me; "so do you"

well in few ways it can be a compliment but mostly it isnt a compliment to tell a guy he look girly or like a girl so it okay for me to be alittle rude 

Really, my only good one I can remember was
"Are you a dude, a chick, or some kind of it thing?"
"Are you retarded or just an ->-bleeped-<-?"

I've noticed that young children label you by your shoes (if they can't tell by your face and overall appearance). So I sometimes tell people that "Young children look at ones shoes when in doubt, maybe you should too".

Don't have one for guys, but can't recall a guy ever asking me that.

For girls,  "Whatever you want me to be, baby."

One that I heard a while ago but haven't used yet is, "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you deserve."

Not that I'm at all butch, but I love the sound of it.

"Are you a boy or a girl"
*take their hand and put it on my packer and wink at them*

If someone was asking me politely in a way where I didn't feel offended, I would just say, "I'm a guy."

If it's some stranger or someone who really has no right to ask me, I would say, "->-bleeped-<- you." 
I feel like that response says it all.  It lets them know what they asked was offensive, and that I'm not going to give them the benefit of telling them.

"Do you ask random fat girls if they're pregnant? Piss off."

I love all these comebacks,lol, wish I was game enough to use them. 

I've heard couples argue about what I am, why the hell do they care?!

I've heard twice, "Now I've seen everything!" I made their day, obviously.

"Guess ;'D" Most people don't want to, especially if you say it in a really creepy way.

Quote from: Shades O'Grey on October 06, 2011, 01:58:12 PM
One that I heard a while ago but haven't used yet is, "I'm more of a man than you'll ever be, and more of a woman than you deserve."

Really good one that I would truly believe describes me compared to them.

Quote from: transadrian on October 08, 2011, 03:57:50 PM
"Are you a boy or a girl"
*take their hand and put it on my packer and wink at them*

I absolutely love this one! But I don't think I would ever have the guts to pull it off!

In the beginning of the year someone on my bus asked if I was a boy or a girl. They pretty much screamed it from the back of the bus, and everyone heard. I screamed back "I'm a ->-bleeped-<-ing Lamp!"

That's now pretty much my comeback of choice, and it's become an inside joke amongst my friends and I.

"Are you a boy or a girl?"

"Yes."
or "No."

Confuses the heck out of people.

Sorry Shade's a correction.

" I'm more of a man than you will ever be, and more of a woman than you will ever have" Carlletta founder of Les Boys drag group in Sydney. She is now a happily married MtF who runs quite a large entertainment business


I had one object look at me in a busy street and shout 'Poofter' , I shouted back "I don't care what you are".  Street erupted.

Cindy

One person asked me rudely before, my response was, "I'm bloody Jesus Christ. Piss off."
My girlfriend's responded for me a couple times, she just says, "Your mom."

But when I'm with my close friends I always say, "I'm a banana." (inside joke)