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Halloween Dicks.

Started by Jayr, November 06, 2011, 06:28:50 PM

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Jayr

http://www.fleshlight.com/freaks/

Omg. Genius!
I want all 5 of them! :D

Lol.
This thread really doesn't have a point.
I just wanted to share my findings :p





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anibioman

lol if i had tons of cash i would buy them but i wouldnt actually use them so im not going to get them.

Dane

I would most def go for the zombie dick and the Frankenstein's monster dick. Soooo epic. If I only had the funds....

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Constance

The Cyborg was cool, but those others were effed up.

Kentrie

Push it baby, push it baby, out of control, I got my gun cocked tight and I'm ready to blow. ;)
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anibioman

why do most of these dicks have fordyce spots? i want a Dracula dick too.

Finn642

i think most every dick has some degree of fordyce spots if you ever get a really close look at em' but they seemed to have gone overboard on a few of these, putting them on the head n' stuff. maybe it was to look more monstrous? i dunno
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xander

Quotefor external use only

well dang. where's the fun in that?
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Dane

How do you use it externally? Well, it's still a cool conversation piece.
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Caldwell

Quote from: Bradd on November 19, 2011, 11:10:49 AM
How do you use it externally? Well, it's still a cool conversation piece.
You can use it, but with a condom. It's probably just made with stuff not meant safe for human consumption, so it is not "food grade."
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JohnAlex


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Felix

Oh my gosh those are so cool. Thanks Jayr. ;D
everybody's house is haunted
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supremecatoverlord

Did you link to this?
Because I feel like I'm the only one not seeing it.
=/
Meow.



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Jayr

Go on Google and write ''Fleshlight Freaks.''
Should be the first link.

If I had to pick one, I'd vote alien!

And I have no idea what this ''use externally'' thing mean o_o

All I know is these cocks rule!!! xD





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Nathan.

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Jayr

My girlfriend said the zombie one looked like poop X:

But don't mind her, she's picky :P





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Berger

I'm not sure whether I should find this hilarious and creative, or horrifying for the fact that there's probably a large market out there who actually use zombie fleshlights and vampire dicks as fetish items...
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Felix

Quote from: Berger on November 26, 2011, 11:15:21 PM
I'm not sure whether I should find this hilarious and creative, or horrifying for the fact that there's probably a large market out there who actually use zombie fleshlights and vampire dicks as fetish items...

Lol I would actually use these as fetish items. ;D
everybody's house is haunted
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