Christmas is a coming & the goose is getting scared, time is running out to get your letters off to Santa so you only have time to scribble down one Xmas prezzie request, what will it be?

P.S. The sillier the request the better, so lets make people chuckle.

My request would be:

Dear Santa, i've been a good girl all year & would very much like a tame T-Rex so that I can train it to eat all of the politicians & greedy fat cats that are selling us working class people into slavery & poverty.
If you grant my desire then you wont have to bring me a prezzie next year as I think having my T-Rex eat people would mean i'd been a bad girl, even if I was doing the world a service 

I wanna have a T-rex as well..

Dear Santa. I would like to hit puberty.That is all