General discussion, gender-inclusive forum, but all poll options are conventionally femme.

I've always been stuck in the Standard Straight Male Swimming Uniform, and I've always hated wearing it. Now I finally know why. Sign me up with the shorts-and-rashguard crowd and thank goodness for waterproof falsies.
Waterproof makeup sucks though - especially once you try to smear waterproof sunscreen over it. ("Smear" being the operative word.) I plan to queer
all the gender then, and the world's just gonna hafta deal.