Lie, lie, lie. Paint me a beautiful liescape filled with untruths and falsifications. Make it extraordinary, make it scandalous, make it memorable, fill it with hope!

It's kinda like, "Tell me how you wanna feel"

I don't do that.

I dislike being lied to, true story.

Taken as lies, the above statements are a bit concerning. Although Joey just told me she likes the truth in a circular fashion

I'm sitting in the chair, writhing in agony. A demon, a minor demon, is pinning me there, ->-bleeped-<-ing with my head. 'Abraxas', he says, 'I'm Abraxas, the demon of lies and deceit'.

So, what do you want to know about lies, my dear?

I'm not a liar, I try again to get up. This time I'm flayed, splayed. I feel myself screaming.

I'll tell you about lies. There are white lies and black lies, and many shades of grey lies. Some lies are justified. Lies told out of kindness, lies that preserve dignity, lies that spare pain. Everybody's a liar, dear.

QuoteLie, lie, lie. Paint me a beautiful liescape filled with untruths and falsifications. Make it extraordinary, make it scandalous, make it memorable, fill it with hope!

I wish I could live up to this. Not tonight.

(Offtopic: I've spent ages trying to figure out what you had in your mouth in that picture Emma...is it one of your many flashlights? I feel like I had an epiphany considering it took me so long. I don't know what mental gymnastics i'll have to do if it turns out I was wrong).

Yes, it's a gold Fenix e01 (keychain flashlight)  I won it in a Christmas giveaway!

I'm an awful liar, you'd see right through me.

Ooh ooh, can we play two truths and a lie? That's a fun game.

How do you play that?

You say three things about yourself, only one of them is a lie. Then everyone else has to guess which one the lie is. Kind of like "strange facts about ourselves" with a twist.

I've had a pet dog every single day of my life.
I've traveled to all of the lower 48 states.
I had my first kiss when I was 18.

Makes a fun conversation starter.

I've traveled to all of the lower 48 states. ----> Sorry but that's a lie


I have blue eyes
I love yogurt
I think people who smoke cigarillos are cool


Note:  not sure if we should determine Julians lie first, before I list my 3 options. Ignore them if thats how it goes.

you got it, espo.  I've only been to 37 of them.

as for you, I'm gonna guess the one with the yogurt.

Whoa !!  37 is a lot.

My eyes are brown. FYI, I'm a pretty good liar so I might kick butt in this game lol

I think you're a knock out Emma.

I was a truck driver
I have been referred to as Venus
I own a cat

I am going to say that the lie is that Emma owns a cat.

1. I have an extensive internet life from teenage years, under my old name, where I have made over 30,000 posts on a certain website forum.

2. I considered learning Norwegian at one point in my life, and am fluent in the strangest words and dialects as a result.

3. I drink over 5 cups of coffee per day.

Correct!

I'm allergic to cats.

There's no way you drink that much coffee 

Haha! Score for me, and score for you. I hate coffee. I do, however, consume that much caffeine. Much to the horror of my coworkers several years ago. I'll quit one day, I swear.

Are you saying 5 cups of coffee aday is a lot ?