I'ma only show you the back.

This shall be my best (wo)man uniform, but I have the reverse problem many girls face when trying on dresses: It's a liiiiiiiittle too big. Yep, that's a size 10 and it's too big. I ain't got no money to run around buying a new dress so this is off to the dry cleaners. I need boobs. The helper holder uppers would put it over the top.

What to do when you got a strapless dress and you need "adjustments?"

That is a beautiful dress 

Sorry, I'm not sure about adjustments.

It is, huh? I hope I can get in some laser time before the event.

The bride told me that it's good I only have two of the three B's, she offered to give some of her material (as many do), but alas, not possible. So mean 

Cute dress.

You may need the old Hollywood tape to keep it on though. Is that the concern?

How 'good' are your boobies? You may need a max push up bra. To be honest I would take you and the dress to a VS or a professional lingerie shop and explain the problem, as in; this is the dress, you don't quite fit 'HELP' They are so used to that, it's a female thing. Only happens a few thousand times a day.

I've also noticed boys really don't understand this sort of stuff. "What are you wearing to Cindy's wedding?" ' My suit.'  "You wore that to her engagement party, and to your Dad's funeral, and your Mother's bridal party."  'Have you thought of updating?' He replies 'I've changed my undies' Ok that's about as good as we can get.

Cindy

get some soft foam pads pads from sewing shop or other stores to stick or sew into dress.  lots of GGs do this to make a bought dress fit better.

it's surprising how many flat chested GGs there are and most are used to using pads to shape up a bit and their friends understand perfectly.

my former electrologist is convinced her teenage relationshiip fizzled out leaving her as single mum because the guy was fixated on the big boobs he saw on the videos he watched and saw around town on his booze night with his mates.

saw her yesterday and she is investing about $7000 in boob job this year.  UK prices are so high.  I said go abroad but she is scared to go alone.  I said they do holiday packge so why not take friend/mother along but she won't even though she could save about $3000.

Cindy, I have never worn it before. It was used once. That was it. I get the feeling you're making an aside,  though. In that case, yeah, boys will wear a funeral suit to a wedding. Crazy.

I'll see if I can somehow take it in first, but fake breasts may be the way to go?

Aren't you like size 4/6? You look pretty small, strapless dresses need to either be your actual size or smaller. Would've been better to get something smaller and stretchy.

Depends on the dress maker. I have worn anything between a four and a 12. This was a recycle.

modern designs and fabrics and computer cutting make it very hard to alter a dress.   I like to show my waist off and often nip stuff in but its hard with lots of stuff.
best to carry a small tape measure when shopping and quickly check the size.

It wouldn't suit me as I don't think I look good enough to wear something like that. Also what function would it be worn for?

It's a bridesmaid's dress!

Im thinking of switching to black.

Where did you get this dress? it looks very pretty to me.

Haha it's a dress from David's Bridal. New it cost about 160? Can't quite remember. As you can see, there's reason to want to use it again.