Got a call from FedLoan a few days ago, and they asked if *Insert hideous girl name* was there when I answered. I couldn't even correct them, and I knew they wouldn't believe me. I've had the bank hang up on me while trying to get my balance 'cause that name just doesn't add up with my voice.

That's always made me incredibly happy, even if its inconvenient. I'm just glad I've at least got this voice. When everthing else fails, and it does far too often, at least my damn voice can cause some serious confusion, if not convince them fully.