Have you ever had sex in public?
-- Yes, my first GF loved it in public, out at the coast on the cliffs over Bodega Bay, I did her once in the back of a pick-up going accross the Golden Gate Bridge. Also: on an airplane in the seats, in a van with other people sleeping, I have gone to lots of sex-positive events & I'm pretty positive about sex, so.... and and I love to have sex in the spot-booth while a show is going on (but one that doesn't use spots).
Have you ever farted while with a boyfriend/girlfriend?
-- Yeah, that's how you know they are your BF/GF.
Have you ever slapped someone in the face?
-- Slapped? No. Hit with fist or something heaver, yes.
Have you ever woken up with someone and couldn't remember their name?
-- Yeah, but I'm pretty sure I never asked it in the first place, I use 'honey' and 'dear' and that's good enough.
Have you ever shoplifted from a store before?
-- I'm sure I must have when I was very little, but I don't remember it. My parents would not have tolerated that.
Have you ever been arrested?
-- yes, both socially and politically.
Have you ever filched anyting from those open cansisters with scoop-it-yourself food (like nuts, chocolate, oatmeals, etc) from grocery stores?
-- No
Have you ever dined and dashed?
-- No.
have you ever drinked somebody drunk just so it could be more easy for you to move on your perverted fanstasys whit this person.?
-- Well unless your are holding them down and pouring it down their throat you really can't do this, they have to be complicit. And it might make it easier to screw them, but the real perverted fantasy stuff really requires sobriety. And though I've never liked coke in terms of doing it myself, it's amazing how well it works as bitch bait - or at least did back in the day. Girls would be totally offended if you offered them $25 to $50 for sex - but give them 25-50 worth of blow and ...
have you cheated on a partner?
-- Technically no, as I never made that promise to anyone. But yes, in the same house, yes, in the next room while they were sleeping, yes.
have you ever kissed a stranger you didnt talk to or knew the name of?
-- Yes. (reference the Dropkick Murphy's song, Kiss Me I'm ->-bleeped-<-faced.)
Have you ever cut your hair as a kid thinking you knew what you were doing?
-- No, I talked someone else into it once, but I never cut my hair.
have you ever played with your old toys (not adult toys) as an adult?
-- Yes, I kept them and my kids used them and I'd played with them when I was raising my kids. And I took my huge Lego collection to college with me, so yes.
Have you ever given someone an erotic massage?
-- Every massage is potentially an erotic massage. And I do lots of massages. About 20% turn out going in that direction. Once the lotion comes out it's all over.
have you ever pretended to like someone because you felt sorry about rejejcting them right away?
-- No, I make sure it does not get there, but I don't reject people either (except as intimate partners or co-workers, which is kind of the same thing).
have u ever had sex with a relative?
My relative or yours? Yes for two of my relatives, I'm not sure about how many of your relatives I've done.
Eat the wrapper? No, but I've had burgers that I'm sure the wrapper would have tasted better.
Get ready for school on the weekend? Nope.
So, have you ever had sex in a 'forbidden' place. Like a church, or your parents bed, your bosses desk, or...
Me, I had sex on the desk of the Dean of the Law School the night before the official opening of the building as an undergrad, and had sex several times in the chapel there.
