but a movement seeking to obliterate our God-given distinctions between male and female.
So early in the year to be handing out awards for hyperbole and bull-->-bleeped-<-, but religion superstition knows no season I guess.
Actually, (like: in fact) isn't the biggest 'god-given distinction' between the male and female that thing hanging (or not) between your legs? (No yours is kinda of small, here look at mine, it's much bigger...) Yup, that five pounds of penis (or in your case a few ounces) - that tremendous hunk of swinging man meat that you're so proud of (even if it did make the girls giggle, don't pay any attention to them, Mister Minister likes it just fine) - or that thing that smells like fish market on a hot day and bleeds every month yet does not die between your wife's legs - that's god's own distinction and any quick glance down a nude beach will give you a firm count on poles and holes even on the coldest day.
The distinction in like say Spanish, French or other fine (almost dead) Romance Language as to whether or not the five quart tub of anal lube is more or less macho than say, a gallon or two of douche, and if's it la anal lube, or le anal lube, or le douche, or la douche (and if I'm calling some guy a douche is it then le or la?) ought to be right up his alley then. Personally I always found the entire 'gendering' of objects in language studies to be a drag. Like it makes some kind of difference if the light bulb is macho and the socket is feminine? It also makes it harder to translate English to Romance than vice-versa, as all of that le/la crap just becomes 'the' in English.
Matter of fact most languages gender a lot more than English does. Does that mean that Spanish and French is more in line with our god-given distinctions than English? Heaven forbid, everyone knows that Jesus spoke English, with a Southern Accent to boot. No cheese-eating surrender monkey talk for OUR lord.
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"And you can be sure that it won't stop there. It will spread throughout the nation and have disastrous consequences on the innocent."
Well since Mister non-profit (tax-free) lawyer dislikes gender-free language, let me just say: Hey there cock-breath, why don't you eat a bag of dicks since you know what you are saying is 100% false.
If that was true then: everyone in Topeka would be drinking lattes while waiting for the car-pool limo to take them to their high-tech (and high paying) job where even if they have to work at a desk they still get to wear tie-dye and listen to Jerry Garcia tapes all day when they are not out smoking the green bud. And Topeka would have more seating capacity on bar stools then in church pews (and the mental health statistics to prove it). And what churches they do have would be in the process of being converted to art schools. And there would be an ocean with surfing too. And your 'good god fearing' people wouldn't have to hide and have gay sex with little boys because they could proudly suck a big old man cock whenever - and pretty much wherever - they wanted. Topeka would also be a world financial center, a vortex of the commercial performing arts (music, movies, TV and porn). Also Topeka would not be stuck with Fred Phelps suing people and keeping the money, they's have The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence having a Hunky Jesus Contest on Easter Sunday to raise money for charity.1 Oh yeah, the weather would suck a lot less too.
But alas and alack, I've been to Topeka and the most exciting thing is seeing the cow town receding in your rear view mirror. And, what's more, that's all the sadder for Topeka and the rest of the US.
The myth that Cali and New York are working up some evil plot to change everywhere in the US into just another North Beach or Soho is not only demonstrability false - all you have to do is go to Topeka or Omaha after going to SF/LA/NYC and it will be apparent even before you land - but it also conveys the notion that people in LA/SF/NYC gives a ->-bleeped-<- about Topeka in the first place. And they don't.
1. Ask yourself, would Jesus be busy with law suits or would he be doing something to help a charity?
